Asked out as a joke, potential universal experience?

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Now obviously past 19 this probably won’t happen but I’ve heard so many stories of other men who were sub5 teenagers being asked out as a joke, it happened to me and I had never seen it happen to my friends so now I’m curious if this is a common experience for us that were extremely unattractive teenagers?
 
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Now obviously past 19 this probably won’t happen but I’ve heard so many stories of other men who were sub5 teenagers being asked out as a joke, it happened to me and I had never seen it happen to my friends so now I’m curious if this is a common experience for us that were extremely unattractive teenagers?
This happens to me everyday just not the joke part
 
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Now obviously past 19 this probably won’t happen but I’ve heard so many stories of other men who were sub5 teenagers being asked out as a joke, it happened to me and I had never seen it happen to my friends so now I’m curious if this is a common experience for us that were extremely unattractive teenagers?
To be fair it never happened to me, and I grew up fat and unattractive.

I mean to be fair I was very good at avoiding situations like these, I would know if it’s a joke or not.

But not uncommon, it’s so brutal
 
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To be fair it never happened to me, and I grew up fat and unattractive.

I mean to be fair I was very good at avoiding situations like these, I would know if it’s a joke or not.

But not uncommon, it’s so brutal
I think it’s genuinely top 5 worst experiences of my life, I had never felt so defeated mentally up until that moment, unfortunately I was fairly social thinking it would make me look like less of a loser but I just ended up constantly being turned into a jester for other people’s amusement, also IGBBMN
 
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I think it’s genuinely top 5 worst experiences of my life, I had never felt so defeated mentally up until that moment, unfortunately I was fairly social thinking it would make me look like less of a loser but I just ended up constantly being turned into a jester for other people’s amusement, also IGBBMN
What does IGBBMN mean, some other guy said to me like 10 mins ago.

Also, yeah getting bullied/ mocked by girls is awful. I was mocked by girls when I was like 16/17 and they used to laugh at everything I do, so I was used to it.

But an old friend of mine, the kindest soul ever, was being mocked by a girl I knew, who would say stuff like “you’re my bestie” and just undermining stuff. I had history with this girl, as she hated me and used to say shit every time we would encounter, tbh I kind of liked it lol, we had some weird sexually chemistry. Anyways, when I found out this, honestly it filled me with rage.

This guy is severely ND, very anxious, to the point where he wouldn’t even say “here” when addressed for the class register, he would just nod or something. She’s evil for that, he was so kind, he used to have an Instagram page of his artwork. Honestly a better person than I am, by a long mile. We should all try and aspire to be like him, type of kind person.

Women don’t care
 
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Sounds like an ideal situation. A foid asks you out "as a joke", you play dumb and go along. Then you engage in "metoo behaviour" and "traumatize" her.

Now, she can come out with "her story", but only while admitting to a rotten character.

Of course, the response has to be in proportion to the provocation.
 
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But ye
I think it’s genuinely top 5 worst experiences of my life, I had never felt so defeated mentally up until that moment, unfortunately I was fairly social thinking it would make me look like less of a loser but I just ended up constantly being turned into a jester for other people’s amusement, also IGBBMN
ah the jester part is real.

I mean I am now perceived as just a normal guy I guess, not a target to laugh at. But when two guys a year or so ago were looking at each other and smiling, whilst asking me to do impressions (jester for their amusement) I instantly shot it down. Confronted one straight away.

I ain’t your fucking target, I would’ve kicked the shit out of both of them before I’m letting them, quite literally, bully me. Fuck them (apologise for the turn in tone)
 
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What does IGBBMN mean, some other guy said to me like 10 mins ago.

Also, yeah getting bullied/ mocked by girls is awful. I was mocked by girls when I was like 16/17 and they used to laugh at everything I do, so I was used to it.

But an old friend of mine, the kindest soul ever, was being mocked by a girl I knew, who would say stuff like “you’re my bestie” and just undermining stuff. I had history with this girl, as she hated me and used to say shit every time we would encounter, tbh I kind of liked it lol, we had some weird sexually chemistry. Anyways, when I found out this, honestly it filled me with rage.

This guy is severely ND, very anxious, to the point where he wouldn’t even say “here” when addressed for the class register, he would just nod or something. She’s evil for that, he was so kind, he used to have an Instagram page of his artwork. Honestly a better person than I am, by a long mile. We should all try and aspire to be like him, type of kind person.

Women don’t care
Dustin Poirer the guy in your pfp got arrested at the airport for public intoxication before he got arrested he was tryna fight the cop and in the body cam footage when the cop calls for back up he goes “yeah bring em bring em all down it’s gon be bad my n”
 
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Dustin Poirer the guy in your pfp got arrested at the airport for public intoxication before he got arrested he was tryna fight the cop and in the body cam footage when the cop calls for back up he goes “yeah bring em bring em all down it’s gon be bad my n”
OHHHHHG HAHAHAHAHA.

How the fuck did I not clock!

And yes I know the clip and the context behind it hahah. That’s hilarious.

You watching ufc 330?
 
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OHHHHHG HAHAHAHAHA.

How the fuck did I not clock!

And yes I know the clip and the context behind it hahah. That’s hilarious.

You watching ufc 330?
Bruh I wanted to see it live because I’m in Philly for vacation but I didn’t wanna be a dick and skip out on the family gathering for UFC lol, me n my cousin are gonna watch it together haha
 
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Bruh I wanted to see it live because I’m in Philly for vacation but I didn’t wanna be a dick and skip out on the family gathering for UFC lol, me n my cousin are gonna watch it together haha
Sounds good man, hope you enjoy your watch.

I’m working night shifts at my workplace during the event, it’s so chill we can kick back and relax. Watching the whole card, and being paid to do so 💯
 
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Bruh I wanted to see it live because I’m in Philly for vacation but I didn’t wanna be a dick and skip out on the family gathering for UFC lol, me n my cousin are gonna watch it together haha
That’d have been so cool watching it live tho, oh well save that experience for another card. The undercard is meh at best, but still tuning in
 
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There was some stupid slut, who would always ask me inappropriate questions due to my aura of prudishness.

Such as "Have you ever jerked off?"
I should have said: "Yes, to your fat ass."

I think she once also said that she wouldn't mind if I touched her ass. I didn't do it out of politness, though. She thought I was gay.
 
That’d have been so cool watching it live tho, oh well save that experience for another card. The undercard is meh at best, but still tuning in
I’ve alr seen two live so i cant b 2 greedy :lul::lul:
 
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Now obviously past 19 this probably won’t happen but I’ve heard so many stories of other men who were sub5 teenagers being asked out as a joke, it happened to me and I had never seen it happen to my friends so now I’m curious if this is a common experience for us that were extremely unattractive teenagers?
Maybe in middle school but now I do the joking
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Oh shit nice, and what events were those?

I’m yet to watch a live ppv, but I will at some point soon hopefully.
They were both fight nights, PPV tickets r so expensive brah, it was UFC Seattle 25 & 26
 
They were both fight nights, PPV tickets r so expensive brah, it was UFC Seattle 25 & 26
Yeah still cool tho,

And yeah ticket prices are disgusting, just need a good main event in the UK and I’m there.
 
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in a 8th grade girl from my class send me dm to hangout , i was so scared i haven't even respond
 
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Sounds like an ideal situation. A foid asks you out "as a joke", you play dumb and go along. Then you engage in "metoo behaviour" and "traumatize" her.

Now, she can come out with "her story", but only while admitting to a rotten character.

Of course, the response has to be in proportion to the provocation.
High IQ punisher
 
Now obviously past 19 this probably won’t happen but I’ve heard so many stories of other men who were sub5 teenagers being asked out as a joke, it happened to me and I had never seen it happen to my friends so now I’m curious if this is a common experience for us that were extremely unattractive teenagers?
Never happened to me
 
Yeah still cool tho,

And yeah ticket prices are disgusting, just need a good main event in the UK and I’m there.
They did u guys dirty w the last PPV being at US stream times brah
 
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We haven’t had a good card in years
I got lucky I’m not in somewhere completely random because the last two UFC seattles have been pretty good, crazy they went there twice because they didn’t come for like 12 years
 
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