asking my crush out

[dipenhydramine]

I asked her to be my gf over DMS

she said quote

"I'm not going to say no"
"because I want you to ask in person first"
"you are very cute though and I'm really impressed"


so

I'm gonna get a goose skull, dye it her favourite color, get drunk, give it to her and ask her out

 

[dipenhydramine]

bumppp validate me niggas

 

[AgentAngularity]

ewww the fuck is that? Trying to give her fish aids or something

 

[Wiscyboy]

Are you listening to a foid. Better yet just kneel down act like a cat then let her dominate you. Out here doing what foids want you to do.

 

[duhz]

she wants you're ethinc meat

 

[dipenhydramine]

ewww the fuck is that? Trying to give her fish aids or something

no its a goose skull

I'm going to clean it, remove the flesh, whiten, degrease and dye it purple and draw a heart on it

Are you listening to a foid. But just kneel down act like a cat then let her dominate you. Out here doing what foids want you to do.

ye that's hot

 

[dipenhydramine]

she wants you're ethinc meat

I'm white nigga

 

[AgentAngularity]

no its a goose skull

I'm going to clean it, remove the flesh, whiten, degrease and dye it purple and draw a heart on it

ye that's hot

Lame, what a loser.

 

[dipenhydramine]

Lame, what a loser.

you type like a wannabe philosopher Indian talking bout loser

 

[rawr]

nigga what

 

[AgentAngularity]

you type like a wannabe philosopher Indian talking bout loser

I hope you walk in on her getting pounded by your bestfriend faggot

 

[dipenhydramine]

nigga what

I thought it would be sweet and cute

I hope you walk in on her getting pounded by your bestfriend faggot

doesn't deny Indian claims, projects cuck fantasy

real clear picture being painted here

 

[AgentAngularity]

I thought it would be sweet and cute

doesn't deny Indian claims, projects cuck fantasy

real clear picture being painted here

Im not indian nigga but whatever helps you cope

 

[dipenhydramine]

Im not indian nigga but whatever helps you cope