Aspie ascension threads be like

[Petsmart]

today i was paying for my food at the register and while grabbing the change, i accidentally touched the stacy cashier’s hand. NOT ONLY THAT but she looked at me with a scowl, clearly signaling that she wants to breed with me rn. Jfl bye faggot ass inels

 

[Michael Myers]

Stupid inkwells!

 

[chadpreetinthemaking]

You should have taken the hoe to some woods and brutalized her, by doing that you would have held frame and asserted your dominance making her more attracted to you.

 

[Alt Number 3]

 

[rockndogs]

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]