strongmtn
play the cards you were dealt with
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YO @astatin YOU THINK SHITS SWEET ENDING OUR TIKTOK STREAK???
Yo, Astatin, step up, heard you're making noise,
But your bars hit softer than a bag full of toys.
Talk big online, but the facts don't agree,
You're buffering in real life while I'm running HD.
Claim you're at the top, but I checked the chart twice,
Couldn't find your name, had to zoom in with advice.
You call that a flex? Man, that's barely a shrug,
Your whole game freezes up like a laptop bug.
[Chorus]
Astatin, Astatin, what's the plan today?
You keep talking loud but the crowd walks away.
Got confidence maxed but the skill's on low,
Like a car with no engine trying hard to go.
[Verse 2]
You said you're a legend, that's a pretty bold claim,
But legends get remembered, people forget your name.
You swing for the fences, miss the ball and the bat,
Then celebrate the strikeout like, "Yeah, imagine that."
Your comebacks take longer than a software update,
By the time they arrive, nobody wants to wait.
I don't need to shout, I just let the track speak,
Meanwhile you're still searching for a decent win streak.
[Chorus]
Astatin, Astatin, what's the plan today?
You keep talking loud but the crowd walks away.
Got confidence maxed but the skill's on low,
Like a car with no engine trying hard to go.
[Outro]
No hard feelings, just a lyrical test,
If you're taking these hits, then you're one of the best.
But if you're gonna battle, bring more than a grin,
'Cause talking like a champion don't make you win.
fucking take that, hes never coming back from that
shout out @RedDragonSlayer67 and @jzo @epic09 @primal_shitmuncher
Yo, Astatin, step up, heard you're making noise,
But your bars hit softer than a bag full of toys.
Talk big online, but the facts don't agree,
You're buffering in real life while I'm running HD.
Claim you're at the top, but I checked the chart twice,
Couldn't find your name, had to zoom in with advice.
You call that a flex? Man, that's barely a shrug,
Your whole game freezes up like a laptop bug.
[Chorus]
Astatin, Astatin, what's the plan today?
You keep talking loud but the crowd walks away.
Got confidence maxed but the skill's on low,
Like a car with no engine trying hard to go.
[Verse 2]
You said you're a legend, that's a pretty bold claim,
But legends get remembered, people forget your name.
You swing for the fences, miss the ball and the bat,
Then celebrate the strikeout like, "Yeah, imagine that."
Your comebacks take longer than a software update,
By the time they arrive, nobody wants to wait.
I don't need to shout, I just let the track speak,
Meanwhile you're still searching for a decent win streak.
[Chorus]
Astatin, Astatin, what's the plan today?
You keep talking loud but the crowd walks away.
Got confidence maxed but the skill's on low,
Like a car with no engine trying hard to go.
[Outro]
No hard feelings, just a lyrical test,
If you're taking these hits, then you're one of the best.
But if you're gonna battle, bring more than a grin,
'Cause talking like a champion don't make you win.
fucking take that, hes never coming back from that
shout out @RedDragonSlayer67 and @jzo @epic09 @primal_shitmuncher
