At my old job I did the bare minimum and even sometimes not even that

[Vermilioncore]

I’d call in sick about once a month and I’d never participate in any “collaborate” project any fat Filipino boss wanted everyone to participate in. I wouldn’t even wear my badge to work because I lost that shi somewhere in my car. I’d literally just show up with messy hair as if I just woke up and I’d clock in, sneakily drink vodka from two shooters I’d steal from the store beforehand, and get drunk and do my job the easiest way I could by finding shortcuts

 

[unknownincel]

Wow

 

[Vermilioncore]

Wow

No regrets either. In fact, I’m proud of it. If I was a wagie I’d at least do things my way

 

[SoundnVision]

Good

 

[gymcelld]

Where did you work?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Where did you work?

No comment Richard ramirzz rypeshit

 

[optimisticzoomer]

What job do you have now pal?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Where did you work?

Cashier

 

[unknownincel]

No regrets either. In fact, I’m proud of it. If I was a wagie I’d at least do things my way

Mirin tbh

 

[Vermilioncore]

What job do you have now pal?

None

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tbhtbhngl

 

[zentro]

so u were doing what every normal human being does. Okay

 

[Vermilioncore]

so u were doing what every normal human being does. Okay

nah so what other human is sitting getting turnt on the job and not giving a shi about his coworkers or boss and being misanthrope? send em my way we can be fwends!

 

[optimisticzoomer]

None

So you live with your parents? Aren’t you like 30?

 

[The Grinch]

I drank Whiskey once during work and got fired immediatly

 

[The Grinch]

.

 

[Vermilioncore]

H

I drank Whiskey once during work and got fired immediatly

owd they find out bud

 

[The Grinch]

Howd they find out bud

Forgot the empty shot bottles on my desk and was too drunk to function normally

 

[Vermilioncore]

Forgot the empty shot bottles on my desk and was too drunk to function normally

That’s why next time sneakily do it and sneakily sniff seats and sneakily do everything

 

[The Grinch]

That’s why next time sneakily do it and sneakily sniff seats and sneakily do everything

Now i put it in soft drink bottles to pretend i‘m drinking coke or something like that if i wanna drink secretly

 

[Vermilioncore]

Now i put it in soft drink bottles to pretend i‘m drinking coke or something like that if i wanna drink secretly

That’s what I do too. I got a buzz ball at my old job and emptied it into a foam cup and drank it in front of my short fat Filipino boss and he thought it was purple gatorade

 

[Foreverbrad]

Yeah might as well do this, you’re not getting rewarded either way. Work is daycare for adults at this point.

Leave it to the normies that enjoy their hamster wheel.

 

[EuropeanChadmaxxer]

Mirin

 

[Vermilioncore]

Yeah might as well do this, you’re not getting rewarded either way. Work is daycare for adults at this point.

Leave it to the normies that enjoy their hamster wheel.

True jfl you wouldn’t believe my normie coworkers they all participated in stupid pre school activities my fat spic boss organized like a gingerbread house competition, secret Santa and “sports shirt day”. They all laughed and paraded around as if they weren’t doomed creations destined to a life of poverty and slavery at the hands of the elite

Couldn’t be me