At the beginning of 2025, if a military draft ensues, what would you do, Looksmax?

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Ofc at the end of 2024, you'll have a good idea of what's about to go down. Uncle Sam won't place this burden upon you all at once. But how do you think you'll feel about the draft implemented by President Donald Trump?
 
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Flee to the mountains of Northern Somalia and herd sheep. I'll bring a PS2 and a bunch of games.
 
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Eh, I have to 1,000% disagree with you on that. Will you be ready like Freddy or run and hide?
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Flee to the mountains of Northern Somalia and herd sheep. I'll bring a PS2 and a bunch of games.
But you'll miss out on so much first-person player live-action.
 
I would go ER (in a Russian school).
 
I would go ER (in a Russian school).
If you're Russian, you too will be drafted. I'm pretty sure Putin will shut everything down to get those numbers of soldiers moving.
 
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But you'll miss out on so much first-person player live-action.
EMP's will fuck everything up. You'll never get to play CSGO 2 if a world war happens. EMP is just so devasting people would immediately go feral and kill over resources. Better for me to live in a high trust isolated area. Realistically Somalia is safer in such a scenario.

There will legit be EMP suicide bombers in a world war 3.
 
Smoke da Mujahideen
 
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EMP's will fuck everything up. You'll never get to play CSGO 2 if a world war happens. EMP is just so devasting people would immediately go feral and kill over resources. Better for me to live in a high trust isolated area. Realistically Somalia is safer in such a scenario.

There will legit be EMP suicide bombers in a world war 3.
Eh, Somalia will be a crossing point to the north. I wouldn't want to be on that path. The north, Europe will be expecting that. So I would embed thousands of mines in Somalia.
 
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Eh, Somalia will be a crossing point to the north. I wouldn't want to be on that path. The north, Europe will be expecting that. So I would embed thousands of mines in Somalia.
Egypt and it's Sinai peninsula would be the crossing point, Somalia is to the East. And Northern Somalia is a very rough environment for outsiders to invade. The only reason people would go to Somalia is if they wanted to cross into Arab countries by boat for some reason.

Northern Somalia is ruled by Xeer system and clan elders. It's entirely self sufficient and everyone is armed to the teeth and knows each other. In such a scenario any Bantu immediately gets headshot.

The actual issue would be getting there from the US. But once I'm there I can ride the storm out.
 
Egypt and it's Sinai peninsula would be the crossing point, Somalia is to the East. And Northern Somalia is a very rough environment for outsiders to invade. The only reason people would go to Somalia is if they wanted to cross into Arab countries by boat for some reason.

Northern Somalia is ruled by Xeer system and clan elders. It's entirely self sufficient and everyone is armed to the teeth and knows each other. In such a scenario any Bantu immediately gets headshot.

The actual issue would be getting there from the US. But once I'm there I can ride the storm out.
China/Russian Navy ships will take Somalia and use it as a crossing point of many crossing points. It's an easy path from China by sea. India is their only obstacle. And I'm confident, China can seize its military quickly.

Kazakhstan, Turkey, and Morocco are other crossing points. Oman, another dock unloading point.
 
Egypt and it's Sinai peninsula would be the crossing point, Somalia is to the East. And Northern Somalia is a very rough environment for outsiders to invade. The only reason people would go to Somalia is if they wanted to cross into Arab countries by boat for some reason.

Northern Somalia is ruled by Xeer system and clan elders. It's entirely self sufficient and everyone is armed to the teeth and knows each other. In such a scenario any Bantu immediately gets headshot.

The actual issue would be getting there from the US. But once I'm there I can ride the storm out.
Besides, aren't many Somalians Muslim? An enemy of my enemy is my friend. Islam sees us as the land of Satan. So if Russia/China is against us, and Islam's against us ... right?
 
China/Russian Navy ships will take Somalia and use it as a crossing point of many crossing points. It's an easy path from China by sea. India is their only obstacle. And I'm confident, China can seize its military quickly.

Kazakhstan, Turkey, and Morocco are other crossing points. Oman, another dock unloading point.
China would be wiped out in WW3 lol, their missile defense system is shit. USA is the only country with a decent
Rhe only possibilities for WW3 are:
>North America, Europe, Israel, East Asia and South Asia are all irradiated wastelands
Or
>It's a nothingburger cold war

In the first case, Somalia should be fine.
In the 2nd case, Egypt is a much more strategic choice than Somalia since more goods flow through there than through Somalia. Yemen is completely flat and probably easier to invade too.

Plus Somalis would have not skin in the game so there's not necessarily a reason for them to attack us. It could be as simple as they pay us/give supplies and they get full access to our Sea and ports. Which is a win/win. It's much better for both parties to resolve the matter peacefully.

So either way, Somalia is fine. The best place to be is New Zealand though.
 
Besides, aren't many Somalians Muslim? An enemy of my enemy is my friend. Islam sees us as the land of Satan. So if Russia/China is against us, and Islam's against us ... right?
No one actually believes in the Ummah. Somalis are an extremely jaded people, with all the disagreements we have among our own there's a negative chance we'd risk shit from others
 
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I'll bugger off to a monastery in the highlands.
 
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No one actually believes in the Ummah. Somalis are an extremely jaded people, with all the disagreements we have among our own there's a negative chance we'd risk shit from others
But what if China brings cargo bundles of Indian women to fuck? And lots of food?
 
I'll bugger off to a monastery in the highlands.
So much will be happening during that magnificent battle. And you'll be amazed at how quickly a man's intention changes during such tribulations. Today, you might say, "I'll run and hide." But when the shit hits the fan, and the many events happening at once, you might change your mind and say, "I'm a lean mean killing machine! Give me a gun!" Ah, yes, the thirst for blood prospers as the war angels enter the realm.
 
But what if China brings cargo bundles of Indian women to fuck? And lots of food?
Indian women are literally the ugliest in the world other than Abos. I could 100% see China staging out of Berbera and Somalia benefitting from it though.
 
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Indian women are literally the ugliest in the world other than Abos. I could 100% see China staging out of Berbera and Somalia benefitting from it though.
China's intel dept knows how to appease Somalia. They would know what women the men find desirable and will bring them as appetizers. I imagine they would bring the Muslim men little boys with tongues sticking out.
 
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So much will be happening during that magnificent battle. And you'll be amazed at how quickly a man's intention changes during such tribulations. Today, you might say, "I'll run and hide." But when the shit hits the fan, and the many events happening at once, you might change your mind and say, "I'm a lean mean killing machine! Give me a gun!" Ah, yes, the thirst for blood prospers as the war angels enter the realm.
I'm willing to accept I'll die but I am not willing to kill in cold blood, let alone kill for Israel.

The sooner this stupid planet gets turned to ashes the better. Not long now...
 
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I'm willing to accept I'll die but I am not willing to kill in cold blood, let alone kill for Israel.

The sooner this stupid planet gets turned to ashes the better. Not long now...
When the night comes, you're out there in the darkness listening for signal whistles and chirps and clicks staring into the pitch-dark abyss skimming for the enemy. Your pulse steadily increases as the adrenaline consumes you. Your sweaty hands gripping the assault rifle tightly, remember this song:

 
Get a hair transplant to lower hairline so I’d look good when they buzz your hair
 
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Lol ain’t shit gonna happen to me
 
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Get a hair transplant to lower hairline so I’d look good when they buzz your hair
I wouldn't worry about the hairline. But be mentally prepared. Understand, many of your team are also drafted. We're talking about an army of Incels! Ugh. There will be many rapes, sadly. And the enemy might use that to their advantage. The enemy might bring back catapults! But this time, instead of loading it with steel spheres or other heavy projectiles, a naked woman. So they catapult her into the air and she crashes on the opposition side — The Army of the Incels quickly rape her. They launch another one! And they quickly rape that one. But woe, it was a distraction. As the Incels are raping the catapulted women, they sneak up from the sideline. "My gad, they outsmarted us!"
 
identify as a woman to avoid the draft and beat (((them))) at their own game.

that's what they get for forcing me to respect made-up pronouns at the office.
 
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identify as a woman to avoid the draft and beat (((them))) at their own game.

that's what they get for forcing me to respect made-up pronouns at the office.
In the USA, we have female soldiers too. And if they draft only males, that would be sexist, right? I wonder how the US government will deal with that pickle. Women can't be exempted because of gender. And if we send the common weak woman to war, one that's scared shitless around a group of horny nasty-looking guys, ouch. She'll be raped before she enters the battlefield. That wouldn't be fair. Perhaps, we need to reconfigure this gendered narrative.

But regardless, during such a war, I don't care if you dress like a woman or turned your penis inside out into a vagina, if your birth certificate says you're male, you will go into battle.
 
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