At this very moment Giant implants are being installed

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And a Turk is butchering little Timmy while he is asleep dreaming he will wake up Chad

 

[koops]

You won't be making your funny little joke threads when Giant is finally done with his masterpiece. Picture this. Timothy emerges from the operating room onto the streets of Istanbul. Instantly all heads turn to him. News reporters begin swarming him. He has become the world's first 8PSL man. Erdogan will go to see him in person, immediately begins crying and will resign from his position and allow Timmy to rule instead. Byzantium is reformed with Timothy as its emperor and Istanbul is renamed to Constantigiant in honor of the great man who made this possible.

 

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You won't be making your funny little joke threads when Giant is finally done with his masterpiece. Picture this. Timothy emerges from the operating room onto the streets of Istanbul. Instantly all heads turn to him. News reporters begin swarming him. He has become the world's first 8PSL man. Erdogan will go to see him in person, immediately begins crying and will resign from his position and allow Timmy to rule instead. Byzantium is reformed with Timothy as its emperor and Istanbul is renamed to Constantigiant in honor of the great man who made this possible.

Literal chills running down my spine.

 

[lurking truecel]

You won't be making your funny little joke threads when Giant is finally done with his masterpiece. Picture this. Timothy emerges from the operating room onto the streets of Istanbul. Instantly all heads turn to him. News reporters begin swarming him. He has become the world's first 8PSL man. Erdogan will go to see him in person, immediately begins crying and will resign from his position and allow Timmy to rule instead. Byzantium is reformed with Timothy as its emperor and Istanbul is renamed to Constantigiant in honor of the great man who made this possible.

 

[IDontBlameAnybody]

I truly wish everything goes well and that he ascends, but man 11 surgeries all at once...