Ate 1.2kg of chocolate

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Went hiking and camping alone in a secluded mountain for 2 days, just brought some books about ancient greek poems with me to entertain me, didn't bring any food so i didn't eat anything for that whole time.

While i was coming down the market and went pass a village, there was a local festival with mobile wooden cart markets, and this very oldcel guy selling shitton of chocolate, the smell made me go into a frenzy and i had just enought money with me to buy six 200g bars of the stuff.

As soon as i bought it, my hunger immediately overtook my senses and i started opening one of them infront of the person and taking huge bites, the sweet grandpa laughed and asked me if I wanted his own farmed raw milk together with it but i refused cause of no money. After finishing the first one my hunger felt the same so after walking out from the village i sat on a tree trunk and started eating all of the other 5 bars. So in total i ate 1.2kg of chocolate and slept peacefully for like 1 hour besides the tree trunk. After waking up i felt insane dopamine turbo and went home peacefully to sit with my family.

@Tony @Prettyboy thoughts brocels?
 
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jflll brocel i turbo binged with milk chocolate too, its peaceful food
 
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Who tf brings Greek poems to a hike?
 
didn't you get diarea from it?
 
i cant eat sweets, i have insane caries, yellow rotten teeth. some are black, some already fell out

if i bite a sweet candy i will get insane pain

@the BULL
 
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Who tf brings Greek poems to a hike?
I read them when resting in the small caves while on a mega lsd dose and meditate
 
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jflll brocel i turbo binged with milk chocolate too, its peaceful food
Milk chocolate is brocel sweet lutte borg food
 
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Kafir piece of shit what about Ramadan?
 
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I will try that
Search the ganges valley cow fields and you will find the mushrooms in cow poo. There's a reason Hindus worship cow poo
 
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Went hiking and camping alone in a secluded mountain for 2 days, just brought some books about ancient greek poems with me to entertain me, didn't bring any food so i didn't eat anything for that whole time.

While i was coming down the market and went pass a village, there was a local festival with mobile wooden cart markets, and this very oldcel guy selling shitton of chocolate, the smell made me go into a frenzy and i had just enought money with me to buy six 200g bars of the stuff.

As soon as i bought it, my hunger immediately overtook my senses and i started opening one of them infront of the person and taking huge bites, the sweet grandpa laughed and asked me if I wanted his own farmed raw milk together with it but i refused cause of no money. After finishing the first one my hunger felt the same so after walking out from the village i sat on a tree trunk and started eating all of the other 5 bars. So in total i ate 1.2kg of chocolate and slept peacefully for like 1 hour besides the tree trunk. After waking up i felt insane dopamine turbo and went home peacefully to sit with my family.

@Tony @Prettyboy thoughts brocels?
living the life G, mirin
 
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Milk chocolate + milk is an unmoggable combo
 
This is my cave, it is the place I am posting from right now from the Carpathian mountains. I always have a book on Classical Roman philosophy with me + a kilogram of Swiss milk chocolate as that’s what aryans nourish on
sweet @TsarTsar444

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i cant eat sweets, i have insane caries, yellow rotten teeth. some are black, some already fell out

if i bite a sweet candy i will get insane pain

@the BULL
same most annoying thing ever
 
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This is my cave, it is the place I am posting from right now from the Carpathian mountains. I always have a book on Classical Roman philosophy with me + a kilogram of Swiss milk chocolate as that’s what aryans nourish on
sweet @TsarTsar444

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Yes and you should try ancient hungarian turbo fermented psychedelic yogurt while watching hungarian folk tales
 
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ima go and get it deleted this summer
will cost a lot tho
im a poorcel and my parents cant afford it. at least my teeth are white
 
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I read them when resting in the small caves while on a mega lsd dose and meditate
Just become Buddha theory

meditating in a cave while tripping is crazyy

Bro trynna become one with nature
 
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Yes and you should try ancient hungarian turbo fermented psychedelic yogurt while watching hungarian folk tales

Im drinking kumisz (fermented horsemilk with alcohol content leading to psychedelic journeys) in my cave

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I am becoming a peaceful asexual táltos (shaman) living the dense spruce forests of the Carpathians

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As the sun goes down I start to hit my drum next to the campfire



 

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