ATOMIC DOGPILL, the great replacement in my own home

[glizzygnasher68]

ever since I was a kid my parents used a specific nickname for me, but in the past few months they have started using it on our dog, turning it into their new son

it is the center of their attention, they always greet it first when they come home, while I am never acknowledged

this beast sleeps on their bed while I waste away on a chair

once i'm gone they'll give it my room

this is part of its agenda, dogs have evolved to survive by worming their way into groups of humans and leeching off of them

let this be warning, do not get a DOG for it will become your GOD

 

[Akhi]

good shitpost

 

[glizzygnasher68]

good shitpost

its legit 90% true, it stole my name and sleeps in their bed

 

[Deleted member 67738]

My dog tried to kill me once
Beast pill always comes to collect bro

 

[Saint Casanova]

If you’re subdog in this life, rope asap.

 

[glizzygnasher68]

If you’re subdog in this life, rope asap.

nigga how can you beat a dog's forward growth. my mom is always talking about how cute he is.

 

[pprimus43]

ever since I was a kid my parents used a specific nickname for me, but in the past few months they have started using it on our dog, turning it into their new son

it is the center of their attention, they always greet it first when they come home, while I am never acknowledged

this beast sleeps on their bed while I waste away on a chair

once i'm gone they'll give it my room

this is part of its agenda, dogs have evolved to survive by worming their way into groups of humans and leeching off of themView attachment 3282876

let this be warning, do not get a DOG for it will become your GOD

Why can't you buy a bed in your room

 

[glizzygnasher68]

Why can't you buy a bed in your room

i've got a bed in my room, i just don't sleep much

 

[pprimus43]

i've got a bed in my room, i just don't sleep much

Have you tried making friends with the "beast"

 

[pprimus43]

also caging at the Jewish Dog JFL

 

[glizzygnasher68]

Have you tried making friends with the "beast"

we're frenemies, I watch TV with it on my lap but sometimes it steps on my balls