glizzygnasher68
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ever since I was a kid my parents used a specific nickname for me, but in the past few months they have started using it on our dog, turning it into their new son
it is the center of their attention, they always greet it first when they come home, while I am never acknowledged
this beast sleeps on their bed while I waste away on a chair
once i'm gone they'll give it my room
this is part of its agenda, dogs have evolved to survive by worming their way into groups of humans and leeching off of them
let this be warning, do not get a DOG for it will become your GOD
it is the center of their attention, they always greet it first when they come home, while I am never acknowledged
this beast sleeps on their bed while I waste away on a chair
once i'm gone they'll give it my room
this is part of its agenda, dogs have evolved to survive by worming their way into groups of humans and leeching off of them
let this be warning, do not get a DOG for it will become your GOD