ATOMIC DOGPILL, the great replacement in my own home

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ever since I was a kid my parents used a specific nickname for me, but in the past few months they have started using it on our dog, turning it into their new son

it is the center of their attention, they always greet it first when they come home, while I am never acknowledged

this beast sleeps on their bed while I waste away on a chair

once i'm gone they'll give it my room

this is part of its agenda, dogs have evolved to survive by worming their way into groups of humans and leeching off of them
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let this be warning, do not get a DOG for it will become your GOD
 
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good shitpost
 
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My dog tried to kill me once
Beast pill always comes to collect bro
 
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If you’re subdog in this life, rope asap.
 
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ever since I was a kid my parents used a specific nickname for me, but in the past few months they have started using it on our dog, turning it into their new son

it is the center of their attention, they always greet it first when they come home, while I am never acknowledged

this beast sleeps on their bed while I waste away on a chair

once i'm gone they'll give it my room

this is part of its agenda, dogs have evolved to survive by worming their way into groups of humans and leeching off of themView attachment 3282876

let this be warning, do not get a DOG for it will become your GOD
Why can't you buy a bed in your room
 
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also caging at the Jewish Dog JFL
 
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Have you tried making friends with the "beast"
we're frenemies, I watch TV with it on my lap but sometimes it steps on my balls
 
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