autism expansion

[realshit]

My low inhib, innovative thumbpull-inspired method of expanding the maxilla

I simply use this shit: Press the metal wings agains the roof of my mouth without touching the teeth, and then I pull foreward while trying to open it up with great force. To prevent gum damage I simply pad my mouth with paper tissue. Such is the life of an epic looksmaxxer.

looksmax.org

i started this , pray for me

 

[realshit]

@DR. NICKGA

 

[uOrca]

what god do you want me to pray to

 

[realshit]

what god do you want me to pray to

Gandhi

 

[uOrca]

Gandhi

O Great Soul, Mahatma Gandhi,
Father of a nation, seeker of truth,
You who walked barefoot upon scorched earth
With only faith as your armor,
Hear us now in this curious hour.


From Sabarmati to the Salt March,
You pulled nations forward with quiet resolve,
And now we humbly ask you:
Lend us a fraction of your cosmic patience,
For one among us, Realshit,
Seeks success in a sacred technique—
The thumbpulling method.


We do not yet know the full mystery,
Only that it involves the thumb—
That humble digit,
So often overlooked,
Yet capable of holding pens, spinning wheels,
And, perhaps, unlocking new dimensions of power.


Gandhiji, you who fasted for justice,
Bless this effort not of resistance,
But of experimentation.
Grant Realshit a thumb true and steady,
Firm in intention, loose in tension.
May every pull be precise,
Every stretch divine.


Let distractions fade as charkhas once spun,
Let doubts dissolve as salt in Dandi’s sea.
May the thumbpulling method work—not once,
But always, reliably, with grace.
May it bring insight, balance, or perhaps
Whatever obscure benefit it promises
In the realms of meme, dream, or scheme.


We do not mock, for all methods are sacred
When done with sincerity of spirit.
So we call on you, Gandhi,
Guide this thumb.
Bless this pull.
Support our brother Realshit,
That his method may thrive,
And his hands know triumph.


With peace in our hearts,
And thumbs at the ready,
We offer this prayer
In reverence and in realness.


Amen. Jai Hind. Jai Thumb.

 

[realshit]

O Great Soul, Mahatma Gandhi,
Father of a nation, seeker of truth,
You who walked barefoot upon scorched earth
With only faith as your armor,
Hear us now in this curious hour.


From Sabarmati to the Salt March,
You pulled nations forward with quiet resolve,
And now we humbly ask you:
Lend us a fraction of your cosmic patience,
For one among us, Realshit,
Seeks success in a sacred technique—
The thumbpulling method.


We do not yet know the full mystery,
Only that it involves the thumb—
That humble digit,
So often overlooked,
Yet capable of holding pens, spinning wheels,
And, perhaps, unlocking new dimensions of power.


Gandhiji, you who fasted for justice,
Bless this effort not of resistance,
But of experimentation.
Grant Realshit a thumb true and steady,
Firm in intention, loose in tension.
May every pull be precise,
Every stretch divine.


Let distractions fade as charkhas once spun,
Let doubts dissolve as salt in Dandi’s sea.
May the thumbpulling method work—not once,
But always, reliably, with grace.
May it bring insight, balance, or perhaps
Whatever obscure benefit it promises
In the realms of meme, dream, or scheme.


We do not mock, for all methods are sacred
When done with sincerity of spirit.
So we call on you, Gandhi,
Guide this thumb.
Bless this pull.
Support our brother Realshit,
That his method may thrive,
And his hands know triumph.


With peace in our hearts,
And thumbs at the ready,
We offer this prayer
In reverence and in realness.


Amen. Jai Hind. Jai Thumb.

NOT this gandhi

 

[realshit]

@PsychoH

 

[realshit]

O Grande Anima, Mahatma Gandhi,
Padre di una nazione, cercatore della verità,
Tu che hai camminato a piedi nudi sulla terra bruciata
Con solo la fede come armatura,
Ascoltateci ora in quest'ora strana.


Da Sabarmati alla Marcia del Sale,
Hai trascinato le nazioni avanti con silenziosa risolutezza,
E ora ti chiediamo umilmente:
Prestaci una frazione della tua pazienza cosmica,
Per uno di noi, Realshit,
Cerca il successo in una tecnica sacra—
Il metodo del pollice tirato.


Non conosciamo ancora l'intero mistero,
Solo che riguarda il pollice—
Quella umile cifra,
Così spesso trascurato,
Eppure capace di contenere penne, ruote che girano,
E, forse, sbloccando nuove dimensioni di potere.


Gandhiji, tu che hai digiunato per la giustizia,
Benedici questo sforzo non di resistenza,
Ma di sperimentazione.
Concedi a Realshit un pollice fermo e fermo,
Fermo nelle intenzioni, sciolto nella tensione.
Che ogni tiro sia preciso,
Ogni tratto è divino.


Lascia che le distrazioni svaniscano come un tempo i charkhas giravano,
Lascia che i dubbi si dissolvano come il sale nel mare di Dandi.
Che il metodo del pollice funzioni, non una volta sola,
Ma sempre, in modo affidabile, con grazia.
Che possa portare intuizione, equilibrio o forse
Qualunque oscuro beneficio prometta
Nel regno del meme, del sogno o dello schema.


Non ci prendiamo gioco, perché tutti i metodi sono sacri
Se fatto con sincerità d'animo.
Quindi ti invochiamo, Gandhi,
Guida questo pollice.
Benedici questa attrazione.
Sostieni il nostro fratello Realshit,
Affinché il suo metodo possa prosperare,
E le sue mani conoscono il trionfo.


Con la pace nei nostri cuori,
E pollici alla mano,
Offriamo questa preghiera
Con riverenza e autenticità.


Amen. Jai Hind. Jai Thumb.

High Key funny

 

[realshit]

@NumbThePain

 

[realshit]

bump

 

[Hernan]

@PsychoH

This is so fucking retarded it makes me mad.
I just regretted cancelling deletion so now I have to wait another month omfG.

 

[realshit]

This is so fucking retarded it makes me mad.
I just regretted cancelling deletion so now I have to wait another month omfG.

??

 

[adamcell]

My low inhib, innovative thumbpull-inspired method of expanding the maxilla

I simply use this shit: Press the metal wings agains the roof of my mouth without touching the teeth, and then I pull foreward while trying to open it up with great force. To prevent gum damage I simply pad my mouth with paper tissue. Such is the life of an epic looksmaxxer.

looksmax.org

i started this , pray for me

 

[realshit]

nigga