Avacados are goated

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Packed full of nutrients and potassium I make sure to eat at least one a day
 
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Just eat meat lmfao what nutrients

Trend hopper.
 
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avocados don't have OVER 15 NUTRIENTS
naturally only a few minerals and with the shitty soil they're grown in even less
 
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yes, ate em yesterday and instantly became chad
 
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Magnesium bro
And the magnesium binds to the oxalates in the avocado causing malabsorption and ptentially kidney stones

Again, just eat like a real human being
 
i don’t even care about my health atp

all i eat is potato chips
 
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And the magnesium binds to the oxalates in the avocado causing malabsorption and ptentially kidney stones

Again, just eat like a real human being
NOOOO my kidney stones!!! Just don’t be a bitch and handle them
 
Avacados are expensive as fuck
 
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they make you look younger
 
i don’t even care about my health atp

all i eat is potato chips
actually the potato chips synchronize with your hormones and through metabolic physics it actually turns into testosterone which instantly ascends you to giga mogger status
 
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That's how they make money

They go after trend hoppers
Well shit I guess the Roman and Greek soldiers were trend hoppers
 
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Well shit I guess the Roman and Greek soldiers were trend hoppers
Not necessarily, more so just eating slave food, whatever gives them sustenance post population boom

The reason agriculture is widespread is solely due to that reason
 
That's how they make money

They go after trend hoppers
Makes no fucking sense avocados cost you an arm and a liver even before tik tok started posting their trash quality meat and eggs on wooden cutting boards
 
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They are literally poisonous
 
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Makes no fucking sense avocados cost you an arm and a liver even before tik tok started posting their trash quality meat and eggs on wooden cutting boards
They were popular before the whole steak, eggs avocado thing

The thing is you just call anything a super food and people will ejaculate
 
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Makes no fucking sense avocados cost you an arm and a liver even before tik tok started posting their trash quality meat and eggs on wooden cutting boards
Avocado plants start producing after 10 years it takes a very long time for them to mature
 
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They were popular before the whole steak, eggs avocado thing

The thing is you just call anything a super food and people will ejaculate
It’s true I ejaculated everywhere
 
The thing is you just call anything a super food and people will ejaculate
What other alternatives are better? What's your diet
 
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Mostly meat, dairy, lots of eggs, some fruit occasionally
Eggs are great, you don’t get bloated after dairy tho? It also worsens my acne but that’s only after I drink milk
 
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Eggs are great, you don’t get bloated after dairy tho? It also worsens my acne but that’s only after I drink milk
Just avoid dairy then, it means you can't tolerate it

I have clear skin but I drink at least 500ml of milk and ~1kg of greek yoghurt a day
 
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That's how they make money

They go after trend hoppers
big avocado was just lying in wait, ready to pounce the day avocados became a trend, like they always knew would happen

needless to say the jews are behind this one too
 
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big avocado was just lying in wait, ready to pounce the day avocados became a trend, like they always knew would happen

needless to say the jews are behind this one too
Big fat cock in your mouth maybe
 

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