Average s*x life of dudes who ascend just to “slay”

[theonewhocantascend]

Over for foreskincels.
WTF man, I wanna rip my eyes out, Im not reading this by myself.

(keep in my mind that this is the most wholesome sex report you will get from a normies sex life!)

I just looked up “BVB and yeast infection” and omg, why?

Its basically a bunch of bacteria that comes in the form of heavy discharge and may make the roast beef, smell ROTTEN or like literal garbage.

So I ask you, what’s the use in ascending, if unless you ascend to Chadlite+, you Will only fuck disease carrying fatass bitches?

Even IF you slay Stacies, you are likely to catch stuff. Hoes are Hoes, and women are way more likely to catch stds while sleeping around.
Althought sex with a condom is total ASS so it’s loose/loose situation.

Thats why ascention is usually pointless.

MEANWHILE There are guys out there who look worse than the average .org users and are banging cute tight virgin jb pink pussy who smells like roses due to Luckpill.

 

[theonewhocantascend]

Zero

 

[lurker14]

 

[theonewhocantascend]

I personally want to ascend just to mogg, I already know I’m never getting my virgin HQNP neurodivergent gf.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Over for foreskincels.
WTF man, I wanna rip my eyes out, Im not reading this by myself.

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(keep in my mind that this is the most wholesome sex report you will get from a normies sex life!)

I just looked up “BVB and yeast infection” and omg, why?

Its basically a bunch of bacteria that comes in the form of heavy discharge and may make the roast beef, smell ROTTEN or like literal garbage.

So I ask you, what’s the use in ascending, if unless you ascend to Chadlite+, you Will only fuck disease carrying fatass bitches?

Even IF you slay Stacies, you are likely to catch stuff. Hoes are Hoes, and women are way more likely to catch stds while sleeping around.
Althought sex with a condom is total ASS so it’s loose/loose situation.

Thats why ascention is usually pointless.

MEANWHILE There are guys out there who look worse than the average .org users and are banging cute tight virgin jb pink pussy who smells like roses due to Luckpill.

Yeah, but with a foreskin, you can stash away a little tasty treat for her. Pull the skin back. Smear a little mashed potatoes on the carriage. Pull the skin back over—booyah, a nice little packed snack for her.

 

[theonewhocantascend]

Yeah, but with a foreskin, you can stash away a little tasty treat for her. Pull the skin back. Smear a little mashed potatoes on the carriage. Pull the skin back over—booyah, a nice little packed snack for her.

This MF never comments anything that adds to the thread’s point.