Baby suspended

[keullil]

I’m having a baby guys and tell me why I’m a genius I was thinking of putting the baby in a harness and suspending it in the air face down while it sleeps to let gravity pull the baby’s face down towards the ground to therefore induce forward growth and tell me this wouldn’t work

 

[keullil]

Bump

 

[P.Siddy]

feed your kid tough meat when they can chew, have them breastfed for a couple years, remove any tongue and lip ties. don't have the tv on around them until they're 2

 

[keullil]

feed your kid tough meat when they can chew, have them breastfed for a couple years, remove any tongue and lip ties. don't have the tv on around them until they're 2

Yeah but would my method work though