Back in 7th grade my foid teacher sat us all down to tell us she wasn’t fucking the Chad teacher from the class next door

[Vermilioncore]

She basically had us all sit down and wanted to talk to us about “rumors” that she fucked the Chad teacher from the other 7th grade classroom.

She was like “I know a lot of you students have started rumors and jokes that me and Mr. Allen are romantically involved with each other which couldn’t be further from the truth. He and I are both happily married to our other halves. It’s disrespectful that you all say this”

and I remember thinking to myself “damn now I know for sure that he’s dicking that slut down if she has to make an announcement about it”

 

[Vincent Freeman]

 

[fuxkdakikez]

it makes sense now bud that’s why my seat was always sticky back in high school because i was sitting down on cum and squirt juice

 

[RXnd]

it makes sense now bud that’s why my seat was always sticky back in high school because i was sitting down on cum and squirt juice

How cum

 

[Arthur the Egyptian]