BACKYARD FOOD TIMECAPSULE (GTFIH ALL TIME CAPSULE MAKERS)

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GUIDE TO MAKING A BACKYARD FOOD TIMECAPSULE FERMENT RANDOM SHIT

Been doing this thing where I make these time capsules filled with different types of food and then put them in my backyard. This might not make sense for you no normie time capsule makers but this is a new advanced method of making time capsules.

So basically what I do to start the time capsule I think for my latest one I put like:
-lunch meat
-Fanta
-apple cider vinegar
-troon vaginal discharge

Once you find all of your ingredients you put them in a plastic bot I improvised with two plastic cups taped together

(Well I can’t find the picture now but picture like a disgusting orange fluid and meat and smelly goo)

I’m going to be opening it in 2050 July 8th


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(If anyone wants to see what it looks like dm me or like rep me a ton to get my attention im just driving back from my 10 day vacation so it might have some animal life in it last time i did one of these with a hotdog there was a little maggot living in there but then i dropped the cup in my house and it spilled all over the ground that cup only got 6 months)

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timecapsulemax.org when?
Now this is the new big thing spread this thread all over the website we’re going mainstream, ur gonna see vids of me kissing the wall in no time
 
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Now this is the new big thing spread this thread all over the website we’re going mainstream, ur gonna see vids of me kissing the wall in no time
Imma make a TikTok, maybe we can replace the looksmaxxing hype with timecapsulemaxxing:feelshah:
 
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