BACKYARD TIMECAPSULE (high effort)

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GUIDE TO MAKING A BACKYARD FOOD TIMECAPSULE FERMENT RANDOM SHIT

Been doing this thing where I make these time capsules filled with different types of food and then put them in my backyard. This might not make sense for you no normie time capsule makers but this is a new advanced method of making time capsules.

So basically what I do to start the time capsule I think for my latest one I put like:
-lunch meat
-Fanta
-apple cider vinegar
-troon vaginal discharge

Once you find all of your ingredients you put them in a plastic bot I improvised with two plastic cups taped together

(Well I can’t find the picture now but picture like a disgusting orange fluid and meat and smelly goo)

I’m going to be opening it in 2050 July 8th

This is a lil update of it
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(If anyone wants to see what it looks like dm me or like rep me a ton to get my attention im just driving back from my 10 day vacation so it might have some animal life in it last time i did one of these with a hotdog there was a little maggot living in there but then i dropped the cup in my house and it spilled all over the ground that cup only got 6 months)

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GUIDE TO MAKING A BACKYARD FOOD TIMECAPSULE FERMENT RANDOM SHIT

Been doing this thing where I make these time capsules filled with different types of food and then put them in my backyard. This might not make sense for you no normie time capsule makers but this is a new advanced method of making time capsules.

So basically what I do to start the time capsule I think for my latest one I put like:
-lunch meat
-Fanta
-apple cider vinegar
-troon vaginal discharge

Once you find all of your ingredients you put them in a plastic bot I improvised with two plastic cups taped together

(Well I can’t find the picture now but picture like a disgusting orange fluid and meat and smelly goo)

I’m going to be opening it in 2050 July 8th

This is a lil update of it
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MUST READ
(If anyone wants to see what it looks like dm me or like rep me a ton to get my attention im just driving back from my 10 day vacation so it might have some animal life in it last time i did one of these with a hotdog there was a little maggot living in there but then i dropped the cup in my house and it spilled all over the ground that cup only got 6 months)

@aaronbp @Abra @Arbuscular @Finalkiosk @foidannihilator1488 @fraudislaw @Genera’s Ghost @gpmax @ipdicdesrfreak @looks_minimizing @motionmantris @Outlander @reccesedmtn
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bad idea
 
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Why is it a bad idea
put something more special in the time capsule. like something that would be interesting to people in the future
 
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put something more special in the time capsule. like something that would be interesting to people in the future
this


why tf would you wanna let sombody open it, even if they DID open it itd just smell horrible
 
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