Mouthbreath
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TLDR: I dreamt of Badg being in my room and repeatedly outsmarting me with a smug grin on his face.
I'm lying in my bed and for whatever reason, there is a big sign on my ceiling. It's visible through the window and some guy outside was shouting. From the wway he was shouting, I could tell that he saw the sign. He sounded angry.
Then I turn around in my bed and I see the guy standing right in front of me. It was @badg96. He picks up a glove a few inches next to my head. He was pretty lean and quite tall with a smug expression on his face. I get angry and start pushing him away. I tell him that he smells like a nigger to which he responds: "Well that's because of my Portuguese origins."
Next, we're lying on the floor like ancient greeks used to lie down to eat. He pulls up tableware and glass jars filled with water from his back. I smash them into pieces, but he just keeps pulling new ones from behind his back. I'm completely puzzled by this magic, but he gets tired of me because I'm too low iq to figure this shit out.
He then picks up a piece of paper I used to make notes for my studies and makes a short remark about it. Which causes me to sperg out and explain in great detail what that was about. In the process of explaining it, my mind becomes too conscious which causes me to wake up from my dream. As soon as I woke up, I realize that Badg outsmarted me once again.
I'm lying in my bed and for whatever reason, there is a big sign on my ceiling. It's visible through the window and some guy outside was shouting. From the wway he was shouting, I could tell that he saw the sign. He sounded angry.
Then I turn around in my bed and I see the guy standing right in front of me. It was @badg96. He picks up a glove a few inches next to my head. He was pretty lean and quite tall with a smug expression on his face. I get angry and start pushing him away. I tell him that he smells like a nigger to which he responds: "Well that's because of my Portuguese origins."
Next, we're lying on the floor like ancient greeks used to lie down to eat. He pulls up tableware and glass jars filled with water from his back. I smash them into pieces, but he just keeps pulling new ones from behind his back. I'm completely puzzled by this magic, but he gets tired of me because I'm too low iq to figure this shit out.
He then picks up a piece of paper I used to make notes for my studies and makes a short remark about it. Which causes me to sperg out and explain in great detail what that was about. In the process of explaining it, my mind becomes too conscious which causes me to wake up from my dream. As soon as I woke up, I realize that Badg outsmarted me once again.
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