Bagged a 28 year old milf EVEN though she knew i was underage

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was at some really big cafe by the mall. it was less of a coffe shop more of like a big social area with a large seating part outside, was with 2 friends and one of my friends lil cousin.
his cousn was like 15 and looked hella young but hes a degenrate and started vaping and this milf with the most breedable ass ever said something under her breath like acting surprised he was vaping
Told my friend ill talk to her as a joke. said something along the lines of "im so sorry that u had to witness that and as an apology id like to give u my instagram" some corny bullshit but it was meant as a joke

she said u seem too young for me and im 16 but lied and said im 17 turning 18 in 3 months. this bitch then proceeded to give me her instagram and her number, she hesitated in the start saying she has a boyfriend whos crazy and will "kill" us if he found out she was talking to me. this happened like 3 days ago. im thinking about texting her, lowk scary ive never fucked with a woman so much older than me but she was some beautiful nose job fat ass foid
 
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just slay her and then leave
 
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Why would a 28 year old woman give a 17 year old boy her Instagram after he apologized?

You need to work on your storytelling/writing boyo.
 
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its okay i couldnt handle it either
yeah, we dont even have any mutuals on instagram, honestly ill text her she seems slutty like the type to fuck without too much work, if i nut in 10 seconds i can just block her and pretend like it never happened:lul:
 
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Why would a 28 year old woman give a 17 year old boy her Instagram after he apologized?

You need to work on your storytelling/writing boyo.
youll be surprised how easy it is to get what u want when u know how to talk to people

me and my friend were just approching random girls at the mall. i said as a joke let me approac her and just said the first retarded sentence that came to mind lol. and did u even read what i wrote
 
was at some really big cafe by the mall. it was less of a coffe shop more of like a big social area with a large seating part outside, was with 2 friends and one of my friends lil cousin.
his cousn was like 15 and looked hella young but hes a degenrate and started vaping and this milf with the most breedable ass ever said something under her breath like acting surprised he was vaping
Told my friend ill talk to her as a joke. said something along the lines of "im so sorry that u had to witness that and as an apology id like to give u my instagram" some corny bullshit but it was meant as a joke

she said u seem too young for me and im 16 but lied and said im 17 turning 18 in 3 months. this bitch then proceeded to give me her instagram and her number, she hesitated in the start saying she has a boyfriend whos crazy and will "kill" us if he found out she was talking to me. this happened like 3 days ago. im thinking about texting her, lowk scary ive never fucked with a woman so much older than me but she was some beautiful nose job fat ass foid
No pic no rep
 
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youll be surprised how easy it is to get what u want when u know how to talk to people

me and my friend were just approching random girls at the mall. i said as a joke let me approac her and just said the first retarded sentence that came to mind lol. and did u even read what i wrote
"she(28) said u seem too young for me and im 16 but lied and said im 17 turning 18 in 3 months. this bitch then proceeded to give me her instagram and her number"

This interaction is not something that would occur in reality.
 
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"she(28) said u seem too young for me and im 16 but lied and said im 17 turning 18 in 3 months. this bitch then proceeded to give me her instagram and her number"

This interaction is not something that would occur in reality.
"im so sorry that u had to witness that and as an apology id like to give u my instagram" obv this isnt the only thing i said to her. we had a conversation sorry i dont recall every word used
 
Text her or no balls
was at some really big cafe by the mall. it was less of a coffe shop more of like a big social area with a large seating part outside, was with 2 friends and one of my friends lil cousin.
his cousn was like 15 and looked hella young but hes a degenrate and started vaping and this milf with the most breedable ass ever said something under her breath like acting surprised he was vaping
Told my friend ill talk to her as a joke. said something along the lines of "im so sorry that u had to witness that and as an apology id like to give u my instagram" some corny bullshit but it was meant as a joke

she said u seem too young for me and im 16 but lied and said im 17 turning 18 in 3 months. this bitch then proceeded to give me her instagram and her number, she hesitated in the start saying she has a boyfriend whos crazy and will "kill" us if he found out she was talking to me. this happened like 3 days ago. im thinking about texting her, lowk scary ive never fucked with a woman so much older than me but she was some beautiful nose job fat ass foid
 
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was at some really big cafe by the mall. it was less of a coffe shop more of like a big social area with a large seating part outside, was with 2 friends and one of my friends lil cousin.
his cousn was like 15 and looked hella young but hes a degenrate and started vaping and this milf with the most breedable ass ever said something under her breath like acting surprised he was vaping
Told my friend ill talk to her as a joke. said something along the lines of "im so sorry that u had to witness that and as an apology id like to give u my instagram" some corny bullshit but it was meant as a joke

she said u seem too young for me and im 16 but lied and said im 17 turning 18 in 3 months. this bitch then proceeded to give me her instagram and her number, she hesitated in the start saying she has a boyfriend whos crazy and will "kill" us if he found out she was talking to me. this happened like 3 days ago. im thinking about texting her, lowk scary ive never fucked with a woman so much older than me but she was some beautiful nose job fat ass foid
was at some really big cafe by the mall. it was less of a coffe shop more of like a big social area with a large seating part outside, was with 2 friends and one of my friends lil cousin.
his cousn was like 15 and looked hella young but hes a degenrate and started vaping and this milf with the most breedable ass ever said something under her breath like acting surprised he was vaping
Told my friend ill talk to her as a joke. said something along the lines of "im so sorry that u had to witness that and as an apology id like to give u my instagram" some corny bullshit but it was meant as a joke

she said u seem too young for me and im 16 but lied and said im 17 turning 18 in 3 months. this bitch then proceeded to give me her instagram and her number, she hesitated in the start saying she has a boyfriend whos crazy and will "kill" us if he found out she was talking to me. this happened like 3 days ago. im thinking about texting her, lowk scary ive never fucked with a woman so much older than me but she was some beautiful nose job fat ass foid
Never happened
 

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