Baldingman should join Hezbollah

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They would honestly welcome you with open arms and train you in combat if you convert to Shiism (maybe even if you don't tbh, as long as you support them politically and show your love of imam Ali and Hussein). Plus you'll easily get a sexy Lebanese Shia girl if you at least make a decent amount of money.

@Baldingman1998 could be a 6'3 bearded high T commando killing Jews and join the greatest guerilla warfare group in the world but instead he decides to rot on a forum and cry daily about his balding destiny. What a shame wallahi.

Ya aba Abdullah labbayka ya Rasool Allah

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@Baldingman1998 do it !
 
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Btw is Shia similar to Christianity since they have a figure like Jesus too ?
 
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Balding is death

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Btw is Shia similar to Christianity since they have a figure like Jesus too ?
Sort of, not really similar tho. It's still Islam with slight differences in ideology
 
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He was too high inhib to show you around town one night, doubt he‘d join chadbolla and light up some jahudis
 
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He was too high inhib to show you around town one night, doubt he‘d join chadbolla and light up some jahudis
Nigga doesn't leave his room, next time I visit I'll show him around his own town
 
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Sort of, not really similar tho. It's still Islam with slight differences in ideology
Islam is a very ugly and strict religion compared to Christianity tbh

Architecture, music, clothing, people themselvs, alphabet, military, fasting, praying 5 times a day etc.
 
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Should be a double agent for israel and after couple of years to run with the money to Australia under a new identity provided by the mossad. Who knows maybe hair transplant and a few surgeries include :feelskek:
 
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Islam is a very ugly and strict religion compared to Christianity tbh
They are basically the same, but christians don‘t practice their own religion anymore
 
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They are basically the same, but christians don‘t practice their own religion anymore
Nah not same at all, Islam is very ugly

Christianity is more likeable you know:
Jesus is handsome, churches and ceromonies are cool, clothing style is better, there is cute holidays like noel, thanksgiving, halloween and pascalia etc.
 
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Islam is a very ugly and strict religion compared to Christianity tbh

Architecture, music, clothing, people themselvs, alphabet, military, fasting, praying 5 times a day etc.
Islamic architecture is actually quite nice.

The alphabet and language is probably the hardest in the world after mandarin.

I think the fasting and praying are very good practices though. Want to re-introduce them into my life despite not fully believing like I used to.

But yeah their traditional clothing isn't nice and I don't like most arabs or curry muslims, mostly just low IQ sandcels
 
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Long live the resistance
 
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Long live the party of god, only based group of people in lebanon
 
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Nah not same at all, Islam is very ugly

Christianity is more likeable you know:
Jesus is handsome, churches and ceromonies are cool, clothing style is better, there is cute holidays like noel, thanksgiving, halloween and pascalia etc.
None of that stuff is Christianity, that's things people added into Christianity jfl :lul:
 
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@CupOfCoffee If I move to lebanon, would they accept a shia Iranian to join hezbollah?
 
Hezbollah are sponsored by Iran, where do you think Iran farting that money from? taxes. Where they take those taxes from? your mommy and daddy. You're a cuck :feelsgood:
 
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@CupOfCoffee If I move to lebanon, would they accept a shia Iranian to join hezbollah?
Not sure, they probably have some Iranians there as military advisors, but I'm more aware of Lebanese going to Iran directly for studying (and thus, training for some of them).
 
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Hezbollah is sponsored by Iran, where do you think Iran farting that money from? taxes. Where they take that taxes from? your mommy and daddy. You're a cuck :feelsgood:
Your so retarded, everyone in the middle east is spending moneys on their militias to gain territory, Saudi arabia and israel tax money were going to isis and they failed but look at how powerful iranian backed militias are. Jfl at you if you think every government is not spending money on different groups.
 
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Your so retarded, everyone in the middle east is spending moneys on their militias to gain territory, Saudi arabia and israel tax money were going to isis and they failed but look at how powerful iranian backed militias are. Jfl at you if you think every government is not spending money on different groups.
Ironic considering the situation in Iran. You don't spend money on cars before food.
 
Hezbollah are sponsored by Iran, where do you think Iran farting that money from? taxes. Where they take those taxes from? your mommy and daddy. You're a cuck :feelsgood:
Hezbollah is legit more important to Iranian national security than most of the IRGC, in terms of strategic location and pure capabilities.
 
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Ironic considering the situation in Iran. You don't spend money on cars before food.
The situation in iran is because of sanctions dumbass, our whole military spending is like 3 percent of the gdp
 
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Hezbollah is legit more important to Iranian national security than most of the IRGC, in terms of strategic location and pure capabilities.
The situation in iran is because of sanctions dumbass, our whole military spending is like 3 percent of the gdp
Brainwash at its finest. Well, I'm drinking here my clean water. feelsgood :feelsgood:
 
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Islamic architecture is actually quite nice.

The alphabet and language is probably the hardest in the world after mandarin.

I think the fasting and praying are very good practices though. Want to re-introduce them into my life despite not fully believing like I used to.

But yeah their traditional clothing isn't nice and I don't like most arabs or curry muslims, mostly just low IQ sandcels
You are coping about architecture and praying

Compare this 556629 istock 852755038 primary Howden Deanery Mission Palm Sunday at St Stephens Church  4187

And this:
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Looks very oldfashioned
None of that stuff is Christianity, that's things people added into Christianity jfl :lul:
Yeah i know but doesnt matter they are Christian tradition now
 
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The situation in iran is because of sanctions dumbass, our whole military spending is like 3 percent of the gdp
What a dumb thing to say btw. It doesn't matter if it's because sanctions or aliens, the point is that you have no money to spend on other groups out there while u don't even have clean water in many parts.
 
What a dumb thing to say btw. It doesn't matter if it's because sanctions or aliens, the point is that you have no money to spend on other groups out there while u don't even have clean water in many parts.
we have clean water in almost every part of iran, yeah keep listening to the propaganda you zionist cuck. If we even stopped funding our successful militias that would increase our military expenditure and also hezbollah has their own income now.
 
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we have clean water in almost every part of iran, yeah keep listening to the propaganda you zionist cuck. If we even stopped funding our successful militias that would increase our military expenditure and also hezbollah has their own income now.
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What a dumb thing to say btw. It doesn't matter if it's because sanctions or aliens, the point is that you have no money to spend on other groups out there while u don't even have clean water in many parts.
You do realize if you don't stand up to the West and Israel that they will instantly topple you and set up a puppet regime in a matter of days and call it "democracy and freedom". Despite Iran being poor at the moment, it's still a good thing to spend on resisting their enemies and expanding their influence in the region. Otherwise they'd just be cucks
 
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@Sphinx wants Iran to become a docile cucked country like the Egyptian government and Jordanian government. You mad bruh?
 
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You do realize if you don't stand up to the West and Israel that they will instantly topple you and set up a puppet regime in a matter of days and call it "democracy and freedom". Despite Iran being poor at the moment, it's still a good thing to spend on resisting their enemies and expanding their influence in the region. Otherwise they'd just be cucks
Ukraine and Libya both trusted the west and look at what happened to them
 
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You do realize if you don't stand up to the West and Israel that they will instantly topple you and set up a puppet regime in a matter of days and call it "democracy and freedom". Despite Iran being poor at the moment, it's still a good thing to spend on resisting their enemies and expanding their influence in the region. Otherwise they'd just be cucks
Na they're just low IQ. Iran shouting who they're gonna nuke while not having nukes. Israel have tons of nukes while not admitting it. Iran leaders can't resist dopamine which resulting in sanctions and a poor state. Iran should fight now, because it's too late. But the way they were lead into this situation is cagefuel. @Albeacho Daddy is paying for Jihad pussy for other males while considering 200 times if to buy something a bit expensive at the store. Also what u called ''democracy and freedom'' would mog hard the current situation. Muh Islam and based while you're a poor fuck and selling your soul to a regime who gives zero fucks about you anyway. better to sell it for a better life.

But I know it doesn't make much sense to people with a spreading average IQ of 80
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Na they're just low IQ. Iran shouting who they're gonna nuke while not having nukes. Israel have tons of nukes while not admitting it. Iran leaders can't resist dopamine which resulting in sanctions and a poor state. Iran should fight now, because it's too late. But the way they were lead into this situation is cagefuel. @Albeacho Daddy is paying for Jihad pussy for other males while considering 200 times if to buy something a bit expensive at the store. Also what u called ''democracy and freedom'' would mog hard the current situation. Muh Islam and based while you're a poor fuck and selling your soul to a regime who gives zero fucks about you anyway. better to sell it for a better life.

But I know it doesn't make much sense to people with a spreading average IQ of 80
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Alhamdulillah i dont care at all jfl
 
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@Sphinx wants Iran to become a docile cucked country like the Egyptian government and Jordanian government. You mad bruh?
I don't want anything, couldn't give less of a fuck. I'm looking at it from the perspective of what i wanted to have if i lived there (thank god I'm not)
 
Na they're just low IQ. Iran shouting who they're gonna nuke while not having nukes. Israel have tons of nukes while not admitting it. Iran leaders can't resist dopamine which resulting in sanctions and a poor state. Iran should fight now, because it's too late. But the way they were lead into this situation is cagefuel. @ /data/avatars/s/11/11238.jpg?1645470872 @Albeacho Daddy is paying for Jihad pussy for other males while considering 200 times if to buy something a bit expensive at the store. Also what u called ''democracy and freedom'' would mog hard the current situation. Muh Islam and based while you're a poor fuck and selling your soul to a regime who gives zero fucks about you anyway. better to sell it for a better life.

But I know it doesn't make much sense to people with a spreading average IQ of 80
There is no point in having a civil discussion with you because you go back to the same points you said at the start, nothing new. Keep believing in your copes if it makes you happier.
 
I cannot comprehend this
 
There is no point in having a civil discussion with you because you go back to the same points you said at the start, nothing new. Keep believing in your copes if it makes you happier.
The same points? how many points you think i need? 3 is more than enough you just can't comprehend them. I'm not gonna drop 999 till one would settle in.

Nigga I'm literally a white guy lmao
It's about the mindset.
 
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The same points? how many points you think i need? 3 is more than enough you just can't comprehend them. I'm not gonna drop 999 till one would settle in.
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Sunnis can join Hezbollah I know a few who have in syria

Even if he became ithna athari, better than him in his current murtad state, he should do it tbh,

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