BANGER THREAD(GTFIH)

[Deleted member 115987]

My future girlfriend and i had a fight and she senses that something is wrong with me that i am damaged in a way...So she directly stares into my eyes and says'Im yours and you are mine but the way you are right now is making me sad you need to open up...'.And i say'i cant im too damaged i saw,felt and said things a man shouldnt have...Then she hugs me and kisses me and says 'i need to know you' then after carefull consideration i show her my org acc.... She sees everything the rotting the tweaks i had with @2025cel and now banned reigning the notorious @LTNUser she breaks down in tears....Then she mumbles a word i cant quite hear i say 'repeat that my love...' and she says:You forgot to mention @ey88 you bloated recessed oofy doof all this time i was a lurker on org jfl get set up boyo and get mogged cuz i aint even a girl

TLDR:goonpill

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Bruh

 

[Deleted member 115987]

Bruh

Now this is peak rotting i bursted out laughing writing this ngl

 

[Deleted member 115987]

ugh fuck i forgot to mention goonpill @upcoming gooner

 

[upcoming gooner]

this might be the best thread ive read in a while.

 

[Deleted member 115987]

this might be the best thread ive read in a while.

billions should read

 

[upcoming gooner]

this is the start of a upcoming great writing carreer for you

 

[Deleted member 117288]

this is the start of a upcoming great writing carreer for you

Agreed, very satisfactory writing skills.

 

[Deleted member 115987]

this is the start of a upcoming great writing carreer for you

TAG EVERYBODY

 

[Deleted member 115987]

Agreed, very satisfactory writing skills.

Bro wtf this was high effort nobody reading it

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Bro wtf this was high effort nobody reading it

I've made way higher effort threads and they got not one single view

 

[Deleted member 115987]

I've made way higher effort threads and they got not one single view

way higher? this was 3 years of work mf

 

[Deleted member 117288]

way higher? this was 3 years of work mf

jfl

 

[prettyboylite]

My future girlfriend and i had a fight and she senses that something is wrong with me that i am damaged in a way...So she directly stares into my eyes and says'Im yours and you are mine but the way you are right now is making me sad you need to open up...'.And i say'i cant im too damaged i saw,felt and said things a man shouldnt have...Then she hugs me and kisses me and says 'i need to know you' then after carefull consideration i show her my org acc.... She sees everything the rotting the tweaks i had with @2025cel and now banned reigning the notorious @LTNUser she breaks down in tears....Then she mumbles a word i cant quite hear i say 'repeat that my love...' and she says:You forgot to mention @ey88 you bloated recessed oofy doof all this time i was a lurker on org jfl get set up boyo and get mogged cuz i aint even a girl

TLDR:goonpill

Millions must goon

 

[Deleted member 117288]

way higher? this was 3 years of work mf

Reptilian diet.

Imagine this. You are a reptilian(some don't have to imagine) And you wanna find food! To consume! isn't that just great! Now what do you eat? Well pretty simple. You go underwater, and you eat all marine animals! Examples for marine animals underwater dinosaurs could potentially consume.:-...

looksmax.org

This mogs

 

[bananabrick]

he was no Shakespeare, but his passion could be felt just so.

 

[bizzzz]

I almost fucking choked and cried but in shock that even org members have girlfriends, but when I read the end part, I gooned.

 

[Deleted member 115987]

I almost fucking choked and cried but in shock that even org members have girlfriends, but when I read the end part, I gooned.

Indeed sir.. indeed on the last part.

 

[fluxx]

would still smash

 

[bizzzz]

Are you 14 btw?

Indeed sir.. indeed on the last part.

 

[Deleted member 115987]

Are you 14 btw?

no

 

[cobicado901]

*insert David Gandy saying tales video.

 

[Deleted member 95505]

*insert David Gandy saying tales video.