Banks hate me for this one simple trick

[Former Shortcel]

Hello bank, how about you SERVICE your FUCKING ATMS so punters like ME will not have to TAPE FISH to them. So youll have no choice but to come and FIX THEM

I have more fish and tape and will power than your entire organisation, FIX THEM NOW

 

[italianltn]

punters

Didn't know you were british.

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Mirin schizophrenia

 

[Former Shortcel]

Mirin schizophrenia

Thanks

 

[LowTierBateman]

Mirin schizophrenia

Hey buddy can u accept my name change

 

[Former Shortcel]

Didn't know you were british.

I am indeed

 

[Brava]

Uh oh

 

[Mogs Me]

When a 5’3 Indian nigga robbing the bank you work for with a 3 inch knife but yo boss said to not try to be a hero or you’ll get fired

 

[italianltn]

I am indeed

English?

Northern or southern?

 

[Former Shortcel]

@iblamexyz @inversions @psychopathic @Petsmart u mirin?

 

[Former Shortcel]

English?

Northern or southern?

Northern

 

[italianltn]

Northern

No surprise.

North mogs.

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Hey buddy can u accept my name change

Weird ahh name broski but enjoy

 

[LowTierBateman]

Weird ahh name broski but enjoy

Low tier god+patrick bateman

Thanks goat

 

[Former Shortcel]

No surprise.

North mogs.

 

[psychopathic]

The bank teller hates this simple trick! (And why they won't tell you)

 

[Former Shortcel]

The bank teller hates this simple trick! (And why they won't tell you)

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I have a vivid memory when i was around 15 (i think) of watching this video on some subreddit called “r/robbersgettingfucked” before i left my house for a couple of weeks to make me feel better about possible burglaries

 

[klip11]

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Hello bank, how about you SERVICE your FUCKING ATMS so punters like ME will not have to TAPE FISH to them. So youll have no choice but to come and FIX THEM

I have more fish and tape and will power than your entire organisation, FIX THEM NOW

Got a kind word for a stranger?

 

[psychopathic]

I have a vivid memory when i was around 15 (i think) of watching this video on some subreddit called “r/robbersgettingfucked” before i left my house for a couple of weeks to make me feel better about possible burglaries

This screenshot is from the video of the robber getting shot in the throat and squirting blood all over the place before bleeding out in the rotational door. Probably one of the coolest and most brutal videos out there.

 

[Former Shortcel]

This screenshot is from the video of the robber getting shot in the throat and squirting blood all over the place before bleeding out in the rotational door. Probably one of the coolest and most brutal videos out there.

Iirc he went into the revolving door at the end of the video, brutal though with all the blood squirting everywhere

 

[inversions]

Is this real

 

[discord m0d]

Is this real

fuck you for ignoring my tags

 

[Former Shortcel]

Is this real

Another person actually did this, yes

 

[inversions]

fuck you for ignoring my tags

Im going thru them nigha WAIT

I HAVE LIKE 50 tags

 

[discord m0d]

Im going thru them nigha WAIT

I HAVE LIKE 50 tags

ok, you'll get to the good ones soon

 

[Former Shortcel]

Im going thru them nigha WAIT

I HAVE LIKE 50 tags

Those who think u should check my most recent thread first, you will get more crackers in return

 

[inversions]

ok, you'll get to the good ones soon

‘I finally got hard to a woman’

 

[inversions]

Those who think u should check my most recent thread first, you will get more crackers in return

Ive survived off chewing gum the entire day so i can come home n maximise crackers

 

[discord m0d]

‘I finally got hard to a woman’

yea bro, its an accomplishment