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WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU WEARING A BASEBALL CAP?
in this short thread, i will explain why a baseball cap is an essential item for every looksmaxxer…
@armenianpsycho77 @Ravenfaust @Dejean @cargo70 @Leo
1.baseball caps protect your face from the sun
we all know how harmful UV rays are to our skin and our youth.
so then why the fuck aren’t you wearing a baseball cap? it gives you direct shading from the sun
obviously it does not replace sunscreen. but a cap will give you a second layer of protection. i’ve seen improvements in my skin since ive started wearing one every single day.
baseball cap deniers will say they dont block your entire face from the sun.
but there’s a solution to this…
just tilt your head down while you’re facing the sun
in conclusion, a baseball cap can protect your face from a significant amount of sun exposure.
2. baseball caps dont look retarded
people say you should be wearing these types of hats for proper sun protection.
but there is a big problem with that:
they make you look fucking autistic.
these hats might be more effective, but nobody is actually wearing them consistently.
you might wear them once or twice but you will eventually get tired of everyone thinking you are special needs.
and as a guy, these caps make you look overly concerned with your health and consequently feminine.
they lower your smv.
BUT BASEBALL CAPS FUCKING MOG.
you can wear one every single day without any embarrassment because they are completely socially acceptable.
not to mention they look good.
and since you’re actually going to use them, baseball caps will protect your skin more in the long run.
3. baseball caps are an amazing fraud
baseball caps easily add an extra inch to your height.
and they can add even more depending on which type of cap you get and the way you put it on.
they are also excellent at hiding a shitty eye area, and also at hiding the upper third as a whole.
and again, no one will question them.
baseball caps are unique among other frauds because they aren’t something you have to hide.
no one “catches you” wearing a baseball cap the way they catch you wearing height increasers or eyeliner.
SO IN CONCLUSION:
WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU WEARING A BASEBALL CAP????
i wear my blue nike cap wherever i go
you won’t ever catch me lacking without my fucking baseball cap
in this short thread, i will explain why a baseball cap is an essential item for every looksmaxxer…
@armenianpsycho77 @Ravenfaust @Dejean @cargo70 @Leo
1.baseball caps protect your face from the sun
we all know how harmful UV rays are to our skin and our youth.
so then why the fuck aren’t you wearing a baseball cap? it gives you direct shading from the sun
obviously it does not replace sunscreen. but a cap will give you a second layer of protection. i’ve seen improvements in my skin since ive started wearing one every single day.
baseball cap deniers will say they dont block your entire face from the sun.
but there’s a solution to this…
just tilt your head down while you’re facing the sun
in conclusion, a baseball cap can protect your face from a significant amount of sun exposure.
2. baseball caps dont look retarded
people say you should be wearing these types of hats for proper sun protection.
but there is a big problem with that:
they make you look fucking autistic.
these hats might be more effective, but nobody is actually wearing them consistently.
you might wear them once or twice but you will eventually get tired of everyone thinking you are special needs.
and as a guy, these caps make you look overly concerned with your health and consequently feminine.
they lower your smv.
BUT BASEBALL CAPS FUCKING MOG.
you can wear one every single day without any embarrassment because they are completely socially acceptable.
not to mention they look good.
and since you’re actually going to use them, baseball caps will protect your skin more in the long run.
3. baseball caps are an amazing fraud
baseball caps easily add an extra inch to your height.
and they can add even more depending on which type of cap you get and the way you put it on.
they are also excellent at hiding a shitty eye area, and also at hiding the upper third as a whole.
and again, no one will question them.
baseball caps are unique among other frauds because they aren’t something you have to hide.
no one “catches you” wearing a baseball cap the way they catch you wearing height increasers or eyeliner.
SO IN CONCLUSION:
WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU WEARING A BASEBALL CAP????
i wear my blue nike cap wherever i go
you won’t ever catch me lacking without my fucking baseball cap
