Vermilioncore
“what do you want from me?” “Your love.”
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When I was serving at this retirement home, there were nothing but young fucks working in the kitchen. Their ages were from 16-19 and some were 20 or 21. I was the oldest fuck there at age 22.
Anyway, when it was close to closing time for us to leave, there were only a couple old fucks left I. In the dining room waiting for dessert time,
this young fuck went up to the table and said,
“what do you want for dessert?”
the old slut replied “butter pecan ice cream”
he said “we don’t have that flavor. But we have a new flavor we just got in called Smegma. Would you like to try that?”
then she said “what?”
then the kid called out to the other server and said “hey do we got anymore smegma ice cream?”
and the other dude replied “I don’t think so, let me pull some out real quick.”
Shit was funny as fuck. Old fucks are so gullible sometimes
@FastBananaCEO you gotta get an old fuck job so you can fuck with the old cunts minds
Anyway, when it was close to closing time for us to leave, there were only a couple old fucks left I. In the dining room waiting for dessert time,
this young fuck went up to the table and said,
“what do you want for dessert?”
the old slut replied “butter pecan ice cream”
he said “we don’t have that flavor. But we have a new flavor we just got in called Smegma. Would you like to try that?”
then she said “what?”
then the kid called out to the other server and said “hey do we got anymore smegma ice cream?”
and the other dude replied “I don’t think so, let me pull some out real quick.”
Shit was funny as fuck. Old fucks are so gullible sometimes
@FastBananaCEO you gotta get an old fuck job so you can fuck with the old cunts minds