Basically exposed myself as an incel at work

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So me and my coworkers (almost all of them zoomers) went on break and one of these HTN/Chadlite 6f4 guy asked me if i'd ever had sex with 3 different girls on a night out, so i awkwardly said no, then he seemed a bit taken aback and said "you must have at least had 2 in the same night tho right?" And i responded no. luckily he didn't go any further than that but i guess he figured i was an incel at that point, so now they all know i am an incel and it is over for me, i'm gonna be known as the creepy non-NT incel at work and be the laughingstock of the office from now on and the rumor is gonna spread like a wildfire :feelswhy:
 
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Is it over for me or can i damage control somehow??
 
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Should have larped
 
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What a cunt tbh.
 
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Should have larped
there's no way i would be able to get away with it, they might ask for gorey details and they would just see right through my bullshitting because i am incel
 
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HOW CAN SOME GUYS FUCK THREE WOMEN BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET ONE
 
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there's no way i would be able to get away with it, they might ask for gorey details and they would just see right through my bullshitting because i am incel
Fuck escorts and twist the stories slightly to make it seem like true slays.
 
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3 new girls per night is good chadding
 
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there's no way i would be able to get away with it, they might ask for gorey details and they would just see right through my bullshitting because i am incel
gorey details?
nigga it's sex not a crime scene :feelshaha:
 
He was probably larping.
Everytime I find someone larping i larp back.
 
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He was probably larping.
Everytime I find someone larping i larp back.
If he was a genuine chad it's very possible he had 3 girls in one go.

Chad can easily get orgies on a night out...

Normie gets lucky once in a while. Maybe 5% conversion rate with 1 girl on a night out

Incel might get lucky with an annual kiss with a drunk whore in dark club lighting

Then there's a small minority of people, even smaller in proportion than chad. The untouchables. I belong in this category... when even drunk whores are repulsed by the presence of your ugliness. When you can't even get a hug or handhold. When women cringe at you for existing.
 
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If he was a genuine chad it's very possible he had 3 girls in one go.

Chad can easily get orgies on a night out...

Normie gets lucky once in a while. Maybe 5% conversion rate with 1 girl on a night out

Incel might get lucky with an annual kiss with a drunk whore in dark club lighting

Then there's a small minority of people, even smaller in proportion than chad. The untouchables. I belong in this category... when even drunk whores are repulsed by the presence of your ugliness. When you can't even get a hug or handhold. When women cringe at you for existing.
i am in the same category, last time i went to the club and tried to approach girls they just laughed at me.
 
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Incel might get lucky with an annual kiss with a drunk whore in dark club lighting
I am going insane because of loneliness and these guys are fucking three women in a row.
 
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Should just said you once did his mum and sister in the same night or some shit. In a joking tone of course, but you gotta shut shit like that down.
 
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Should just said you once did his mum and sister in the same night or some shit. In a joking tone of course, but you gotta shut shit like that down.
yeah maybe, i just dunno anything about these normie social dominance mind games
 
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Lol you're an incel because you haven't had a threesome? What kind of bullshit is this
 
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Lol you're an incel because you haven't had a threesome? What kind of bullshit is this
it's not bullshit, sub8 theory is bullshit.
 
If they weren't messing with you and genuinely asked that question is because they don't see you as an incel. They see you as a decently attractive / respectable man who could be getting girls. Think about it, would anyone seriously ask that question to an ugly 5'3 subhuman? No, unless they were messing with him.

Also, most men haven't had threesomes. Your friends are chads if they think this is normal.
 
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If they weren't messing with you and genuinely asked that question is because they don't see you as an incel. They see you as a decently attractive / respectable man who could be getting girls. Think about it, would anyone seriously ask that question to an ugly 5'3 subhuman? No, unless they were messing with him.

Also, most men haven't had threesomes. Your friends are chads if they think this is normal.
they weren't messing with me but most of those guys are normies shorter than me, but there's one chadlite. that's why i think sub8 theory is bullshit, these normies out there slaying
 
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HOW CAN SOME GUYS FUCK THREE WOMEN BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET ONE
now i know the pain that drives men to go ER
 
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I fucked three new girls in one night once.

Three separate tinder hookups all scheduled in advance. Planned the whole thing out.

Just wanted to be able to say I'd done it. Sounds like it was worth more than for just my ego!
 
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So me and my coworkers (almost all of them zoomers) went on break and one of these HTN/Chadlite 6f4 guy asked me if i'd ever had sex with 3 different girls on a night out, so i awkwardly said no, then he seemed a bit taken aback and said "you must have at least had 2 in the same night tho right?" And i responded no. luckily he didn't go any further than that but i guess he figured i was an incel at that point, so now they all know i am an incel and it is over for me, i'm gonna be known as the creepy non-NT incel at work and be the laughingstock of the office from now on and the rumor is gonna spread like a wildfire :feelswhy:
I doubt it, most men haven’t even experienced that shit
 
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Hypergamy
Hypergamy always worked against me.

My mom is pressured by his family and religion to arranged marriage with my subhuman father and this caused the suffering of the offspring (me).

He also left use when i was 2 and this destroyed me even more.

Now i m an ugly poor monster seeking revenge.
 
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Lol you're an incel because you haven't had a threesome? What kind of bullshit is this
This place gets more ridiculous by the day:lul:

So me and my coworkers (almost all of them zoomers) went on break and one of these HTN/Chadlite 6f4 guy asked me if i'd ever had sex with 3 different girls on a night out, so i awkwardly said no, then he seemed a bit taken aback and said "you must have at least had 2 in the same night tho right?" And i responded no. luckily he didn't go any further than that but i guess he figured i was an incel at that point, so now they all know i am an incel and it is over for me, i'm gonna be known as the creepy non-NT incel at work and be the laughingstock of the office from now on and the rumor is gonna spread like a wildfire :feelswhy:
lmao that doesn't make you an incel, you should have joked about it or outright lied and he was probably either lying or fucking with you
 
This place gets more ridiculous by the day:lul:


lmao that doesn't make you an incel, you should have joked about it or outright lied and he was probably either lying or fucking with you
i am involuntarily celibate tho
 
Why not tell them you are asexual and aromantic
Or lie about having a overseas online gay boyfriend normies will not dare criticize the holy LGBT community
 
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degenerate times. back in the day chad would be asking if you're married to a god fearing virgin.
 
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degenerate times. back in the day chad would be asking if you're married to a god fearing virgin.
these normie zoomers are living like the last days of rome while i'm rotting:feelswhy:
 
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It is possible he was trolling you
 
Weird I had the exact same thing happen to me on the same day you posted this, which was the 2nd to last day before I quit. Some guy asked me about if this or that ever happened to me while having sex with a girl. My timid answers gave me away, but unluckily for me he didn't stop there and said something like "yeah, you're definitely a virgin". I weakly said I wasn't (which is actually true from dumpster diving) but they didn't buy it. The rest of that shift and the next day was a nightmare. One guy started saying to me (obviously faking) about how sometimes he feels like just killing everyone around him or something like that, and asked if I ever felt the same. I don't know if he was actually feeling me out to see if I was gonna be some kind of mass shooter, or if he just thought was funny to ask me that idk. Another time the next day one dude pointed out some ugly girl and was like " hey mecmec look I found you a girlfriend" and some other stuff like those happened. its brutal the way people view you after getting that image
 
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What a cunt. Guys know when dudes are ugly. Assuming you're not a mentalcel, he probably knew from the get go that you hadn't fucked before
 
So me and my coworkers (almost all of them zoomers) went on break and one of these HTN/Chadlite 6f4 guy asked me if i'd ever had sex with 3 different girls on a night out, so i awkwardly said no, then he seemed a bit taken aback and said "you must have at least had 2 in the same night tho right?" And i responded no. luckily he didn't go any further than that but i guess he figured i was an incel at that point, so now they all know i am an incel and it is over for me, i'm gonna be known as the creepy non-NT incel at work and be the laughingstock of the office from now on and the rumor is gonna spread like a wildfire :feelswhy:
What? When he asked if you'd had sex with two different women you should have responded, "Well there was that one time with your mother and your aunt, but other than that no."
 
Just biden
 
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He could think you've only had sex with 1 girl in one night, which is the most normal thing to do, he doesn't necessarily need to think that you're a virgin.

Having sex once > being a virgin. You can still get out of this but you won't be known as a massive slayer in your friend/coworker group ofc
 
Is it over for me or can i damage control somehow??
Go er and kill him end his wortthless nigger existence he is doing that shit to u because he knows u are an incel and wint do shit u need to kidnap that nigger and torture ans castrate him like junko furuta
 

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