klip11
Narcy pirate Guardian of squirtle
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So you take a break from posting on incels.is and you create a Tinder profile. You've done it before and got no results but you try again. You only get matches with a couple of bots. Discouraged, you start to delete your profile. Suddenly, you match with a blonde Stacy. Could this be it? Could you finally lose your virginity? Excited, you message this Stacy. Stacy messages you back. Eventually, Stacy sends nudes. You are ecstatic. Finally, your luck with women is about to change! Stacy wants to meet you. You happily rearrange your schedule to meet Stacy.
You drive over to the address wondering what sexy underwear Stacy will be wearing. Will she answer the door naked? You arrive and knock on the door. Someone answers. It's a black man. This is odd you think to yourself. Where's Stacy? She went to the store, but she'll be right back. He introduces himself as Stacy's roommate. Something in the back of your mind is telling you to leave, but you block it out in hopes of sex with a blonde Stacy. The black guy makes small talk and seems friendly. He offers you a drink. You naively accept it. Soon, you feel groggy. Then you pass out.
The good news? You have lost your virginity and are no longer an incel. Congratulations. You have finally had sex after all these years.
The bad news? It was not with a blonde Stacy. There never was a blonde Stacy. I mean, look at you. You're LTN at best and non NT. No blonde Stacy would be interested in you. You lost your anal virginity with a BBC. That's why your butt is sore.
Here is the BBC that took your inceldom and anal virginity.
