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After WW2 and the removal of Japanese 4channers from Korea, in 1948, the Chinese-influenced nation formed two governments. With Soviet backing, in 1950, the North invaded the South. There was talk about war with Korea here in the States. Washington wanted boots on the Chinese border. Ugh, they understood the future problems we would have with such a massive country like China. So we sent our guys over there to whip their fucking asses into oblivion. However, yikes... they kicked ours.
A decade later, here we go again. There was talk among Americans about Vietnamese soldiers fighting with sticks and stones. Big Billy said, "We will kick their fucking asses! Them and their spider holes and paper houses, easy slam dunk." By 1964, after the successful assassination of South Vietnam's president and our leader who opposed war with them, optimistic bullshit spread throughout America and the UK. Unknown guys went around the nations rallying young men for war with Vietnam. They convinced them that this one was too easy to win. Our mighty military against people in straw houses? Not even debatable.
However, ugh, they kicked our fucking asses again. They beat us so badly that even the people in America were disappointed with our soldiers. Vietnam brought both of our nations great shame.
Fast-forward to the present, shaking my motherfucking head. "Muh, the Chinese have glass ships and toy planes, easy-peasy." Will we ever learn from the past?
The current scoreboard is 2 to 1. We did kick the fuck out of the 4channers by dropping a shitload of bombs on them at once and calling that the Atomic Bomb. Brutal. It seems misinformation has always been the nature of the human race. But the other two were pickles. And considering China's PLA is the same guys from North Vietnam and North Korea, could we, this one time, admit that we'll be fighting some badass motherfuckers?
A decade later, here we go again. There was talk among Americans about Vietnamese soldiers fighting with sticks and stones. Big Billy said, "We will kick their fucking asses! Them and their spider holes and paper houses, easy slam dunk." By 1964, after the successful assassination of South Vietnam's president and our leader who opposed war with them, optimistic bullshit spread throughout America and the UK. Unknown guys went around the nations rallying young men for war with Vietnam. They convinced them that this one was too easy to win. Our mighty military against people in straw houses? Not even debatable.
However, ugh, they kicked our fucking asses again. They beat us so badly that even the people in America were disappointed with our soldiers. Vietnam brought both of our nations great shame.
Fast-forward to the present, shaking my motherfucking head. "Muh, the Chinese have glass ships and toy planes, easy-peasy." Will we ever learn from the past?
The current scoreboard is 2 to 1. We did kick the fuck out of the 4channers by dropping a shitload of bombs on them at once and calling that the Atomic Bomb. Brutal. It seems misinformation has always been the nature of the human race. But the other two were pickles. And considering China's PLA is the same guys from North Vietnam and North Korea, could we, this one time, admit that we'll be fighting some badass motherfuckers?