Be thankful you dont have a small penis

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I'm thankful man for my huge penis
 
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If you have a small peen even chad face won't save you and I will die on this hill

She will cheat on you
 
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The only way you will please your wife when you have a micro is through being a cuck
 
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just get penile expansion surgery to make ur dick 8 inches and tighten a bitches clit with using a needle and stitches and fuck
 
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Is 18cms considered above average?
 
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dickpil is very unappreciated, you genuinely will never have a loving relationship with a micro it's tragic
 
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If you have a small peen even chad face won't save you and I will die on this hill

She will cheat on you
if you have big dick and shit face you wont get a girl in the first place
 
If you have good girth you could make up for it as long as its not too short
what if its long but your a girthlet (4.5inches girth)
 
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mine is 15cms but girth is shit, its ober fuck allah
 
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Screenshot 2026 07 19 at 11848PM
 
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no but sometimes it gets longer and sometimes wider at mid-length as a grower my shits weird asf
That's just bad EQ
What matters is your size at the peak of your EQ
 
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If you have a small peen even chad face won't save you and I will die on this hill

She will cheat on you
I’d trade away my big dick for Chad face In a heartbeat what are you on about
 
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That's just bad EQ
What matters is your size at the peak of your EQ
im not sexually active tho i'm instead highly anxious (or used to be)
 
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Its not like Im going to use it, not anytime soon anyway
 
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