Be the neet niggas that be having this in their profile

[Mogs Me]

This account is a satirical persona. Everything posted here is ragebait, irony, or larping and should not be interpreted as sincere belief, advocacy, or intent.

 

[mangotimer]

all this just for mangotimer to be better

 

[Mai Sakurajima.]

This account is a satirical persona. Everything posted here is ragebait, irony, or larping and should not be interpreted as sincere belief, advocacy, or intent.

my
account
is
not
satire
im
a
future
neet

 

[Stalker]

olny goofies have this in they bio

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Niggas after accidently "" reacting to a CP post:

This account is a satirical persona. Everything posted here is ragebait, irony, or larping and should not be interpreted as sincere belief, advocacy, or intent.

 

[Wuzzdio]

Dear Law Enforcement (or future employer)

The content presented in this account is purely satirical and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any statements, discussions, or depictions within this profile should not be interpreted as endorsements, advocacies, or representations of real-life actions, beliefs, or intentions.

This account does not promote, support, or condone any illegal, unethical, or harmful behaviour. Any similarities to real persons, organizations, or events are purely coincidental. The views expressed here do not reflect those of any real individual or entity.

@Former Shortcel

 

[buccaIfatremoval]

olny goofies have this in they bio

“From Freddy fazbears pizza”

Nigga if you’re above 13 and have a FNAF fetish you have to die

 

[Former Shortcel]

This account is a satirical persona. Everything posted here is ragebait, irony, or larping and should not be interpreted as sincere belief, advocacy, or intent.

Dear Law Enforcement (or future employer)

The content presented in this account is purely satirical and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any statements, discussions, or depictions within this profile should not be interpreted as endorsements, advocacies, or representations of real-life actions, beliefs, or intentions.

This account does not promote, support, or condone any illegal, unethical, or harmful behaviour. Any similarities to real persons, organizations, or events are purely coincidental. The views expressed here do not reflect those of any real individual or entity.

@Former Shortcel

Yall know i have a job right

 

[inversions]

Dear Law Enforcement (or future employer)

The content presented in this account is purely satirical and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any statements, discussions, or depictions within this profile should not be interpreted as endorsements, advocacies, or representations of real-life actions, beliefs, or intentions.

This account does not promote, support, or condone any illegal, unethical, or harmful behaviour. Any similarities to real persons, organizations, or events are purely coincidental. The views expressed here do not reflect those of any real individual or entity.



@Former Shortcel is guilty as fuck and I will stand on trial as witness to convict him if need be.

 

[BatemanNigga]

Niggas be pushing 30 tb some satire

 

[Stalker]

“From Freddy fazbears pizza”

Nigga if you’re above 13 and have a FNAF fetish you have to die

stfu nigger

 

[buccaIfatremoval]

stfu nigger

lol Freddy fazbear fetish

Go play with your teddy bear bro

 

[Former Shortcel]

“From Freddy fazbears pizza”

Nigga if you’re above 13 and have a FNAF fetish you have to die

Bru toy chica is bad as fuck she can springlock me anyday

 

[Former Shortcel]

Bru toy chica is bad as fuck she can springlock me anyday

Yo @Petsmart analyse that shit when youre back

 

[theblueprints]

it be the fellas spinning those signs outside the store that say come in doing ts

 

[Dolorous]

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Shit. you got me.

but hey at least im not 28 years of age and spend my time schizoposting on Looksmax.org about settling down with a nonexistent christian virgin gigastacy with a10s

 

[alTries ToLookBette]

This account is a satirical persona. Everything posted here is ragebait, irony, or larping and should not be interpreted as sincere belief, advocacy, or intent.

tbf imagine being a user in like saudi with a presentation of all your posts before you get executed