Beanermaxxer storytime - My cousin was the ultimate holemaxxer… until he met the final boss of degeneracy (NSFL)

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A few years ago, I was sharing an apartment with my cousin. At first, he seemed like a normal dude, bit of a freak, sure, but manageable. But that changed real quick.:Comfy:

This guy was obsessed with giving back (his back) to the community but not out of kindness. He’d bring home literal street beggars, car washers, runaway kids, and migrant drifters from the train tracks, feed them, let them shower, even gave them sneakers, all in exchange for getting his dick sucked or worse.

At first I kept to myself, locked in my room, smoking or blasting music just to block it out. But eventually he asked me to watch his back in case one of these guys got violent mid hookup, especially since he was usually drugged out of his mind on poppers. I agreed. My low inhibness and curiosity took over. And tbh I got used to it

But nothing, and I am being 100% serious, no exaggeration, prepared me for the night he brought home the ultimate filth god:Comfy:

This man wasn’t just homeless, he looked like a literal fucking zombie. Hair matted with grease and dirt, clothes stiff with dirt, body trembling, eyes blank like he’d died weeks ago. My cousin gave him a cup of instant noodles and sat him down like a guest.

That’s when the guy pulled something out of his jacket. I grabbed my strap, thought it was a weapon.

Nope.

It was a dead rat.

The dude doused it in paint thinner and started huffing it like a rag. And my cousin? He got visibly horny. Didn’t even wait for him to finish eating. Just went straight for the guys pants.

I was so shocked I didn’t know whether to puke or light another joint. I lit the joint.

Next thing I know, my cousin is fully naked, bent over offering himself up like a tribute. The disgusting hobo started eating him out like it was his last meal. Then he pulled out the biggest, filthiest cock I’ve ever seen and went in raw.

What followed was like a demonic possession. Poppers, sweat, moaning, the whole place smelled like fucking death. But it doesn’t end there.

Mid-thrust, the guy stops, grabs his rat, and shoves it inside my cousin.

I’m being 100% serious here.

He ratblasted him.

Kept thrusting while forcing the rat in deeper. My cousin was screaming like I’ve never heard him before.

Eventually it ended. The guy pulled out, finished eating his noodles, started yelling nonsense at me (probably hallucinating), and I chased him out with my gun. He left so fast he forgot his pants. I laughed, smoked some more, and passed out.

Next morning my cousin was crying, holding his stomach, saying something was wrong. I helped him to the bathroom.

He shat out the rat.

Dead. Torn. Covered in maggots. I almost passed out.

We rushed to the clinic. Emergency washout, antibiotics, trauma therapy. He survived. Barely.:Comfy:
 
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Don't ever post again nigga
 
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why did i read the whole thing
 
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Just logged on won't be logging back in today.
 
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this thread upsets me
 
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holy moly did not read
 
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great story bro, i can tell this one came straight from the heart :feelsokman:
 
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A few years ago, I was sharing an apartment with my cousin. At first, he seemed like a normal dude, bit of a freak, sure, but manageable. But that changed real quick.:Comfy:

This guy was obsessed with giving back (his back) to the community but not out of kindness. He’d bring home literal street beggars, car washers, runaway kids, and migrant drifters from the train tracks, feed them, let them shower, even gave them sneakers, all in exchange for getting his dick sucked or worse.

At first I kept to myself, locked in my room, smoking or blasting music just to block it out. But eventually he asked me to watch his back in case one of these guys got violent mid hookup, especially since he was usually drugged out of his mind on poppers. I agreed. My low inhibness and curiosity took over. And tbh I got used to it

But nothing, and I am being 100% serious, no exaggeration, prepared me for the night he brought home the ultimate filth god:Comfy:

This man wasn’t just homeless, he looked like a literal fucking zombie. Hair matted with grease and dirt, clothes stiff with dirt, body trembling, eyes blank like he’d died weeks ago. My cousin gave him a cup of instant noodles and sat him down like a guest.

That’s when the guy pulled something out of his jacket. I grabbed my strap, thought it was a weapon.

Nope.

It was a dead rat.

The dude doused it in paint thinner and started huffing it like a rag. And my cousin? He got visibly horny. Didn’t even wait for him to finish eating. Just went straight for the guys pants.

I was so shocked I didn’t know whether to puke or light another joint. I lit the joint.

Next thing I know, my cousin is fully naked, bent over offering himself up like a tribute. The disgusting hobo started eating him out like it was his last meal. Then he pulled out the biggest, filthiest cock I’ve ever seen and went in raw.

What followed was like a demonic possession. Poppers, sweat, moaning, the whole place smelled like fucking death. But it doesn’t end there.

Mid-thrust, the guy stops, grabs his rat, and shoves it inside my cousin.

I’m being 100% serious here.

He ratblasted him.

Kept thrusting while forcing the rat in deeper. My cousin was screaming like I’ve never heard him before.

Eventually it ended. The guy pulled out, finished eating his noodles, started yelling nonsense at me (probably hallucinating), and I chased him out with my gun. He left so fast he forgot his pants. I laughed, smoked some more, and passed out.

Next morning my cousin was crying, holding his stomach, saying something was wrong. I helped him to the bathroom.

He shat out the rat.

Dead. Torn. Covered in maggots. I almost passed out.

We rushed to the clinic. Emergency washout, antibiotics, trauma therapy. He survived. Barely.:Comfy:
i am horrified WTF @iblamealek @ihatefoids87 @caayln @Zagro @Hernan :feelswhy:
 
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A few years ago, I was sharing an apartment with my cousin. At first, he seemed like a normal dude, bit of a freak, sure, but manageable. But that changed real quick.:Comfy:

This guy was obsessed with giving back (his back) to the community but not out of kindness. He’d bring home literal street beggars, car washers, runaway kids, and migrant drifters from the train tracks, feed them, let them shower, even gave them sneakers, all in exchange for getting his dick sucked or worse.

At first I kept to myself, locked in my room, smoking or blasting music just to block it out. But eventually he asked me to watch his back in case one of these guys got violent mid hookup, especially since he was usually drugged out of his mind on poppers. I agreed. My low inhibness and curiosity took over. And tbh I got used to it

But nothing, and I am being 100% serious, no exaggeration, prepared me for the night he brought home the ultimate filth god:Comfy:

This man wasn’t just homeless, he looked like a literal fucking zombie. Hair matted with grease and dirt, clothes stiff with dirt, body trembling, eyes blank like he’d died weeks ago. My cousin gave him a cup of instant noodles and sat him down like a guest.

That’s when the guy pulled something out of his jacket. I grabbed my strap, thought it was a weapon.

Nope.

It was a dead rat.

The dude doused it in paint thinner and started huffing it like a rag. And my cousin? He got visibly horny. Didn’t even wait for him to finish eating. Just went straight for the guys pants.

I was so shocked I didn’t know whether to puke or light another joint. I lit the joint.

Next thing I know, my cousin is fully naked, bent over offering himself up like a tribute. The disgusting hobo started eating him out like it was his last meal. Then he pulled out the biggest, filthiest cock I’ve ever seen and went in raw.

What followed was like a demonic possession. Poppers, sweat, moaning, the whole place smelled like fucking death. But it doesn’t end there.

Mid-thrust, the guy stops, grabs his rat, and shoves it inside my cousin.

I’m being 100% serious here.

He ratblasted him.

Kept thrusting while forcing the rat in deeper. My cousin was screaming like I’ve never heard him before.

Eventually it ended. The guy pulled out, finished eating his noodles, started yelling nonsense at me (probably hallucinating), and I chased him out with my gun. He left so fast he forgot his pants. I laughed, smoked some more, and passed out.

Next morning my cousin was crying, holding his stomach, saying something was wrong. I helped him to the bathroom.

He shat out the rat.

Dead. Torn. Covered in maggots. I almost passed out.

We rushed to the clinic. Emergency washout, antibiotics, trauma therapy. He survived. Barely.:Comfy:
i hate you so much.
 
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great story bro, i can tell this one came straight from the heart :feelsokman:
Thanks bro :Comfy:.

I got plenty more, Mexico is the most surreal place on earth. I might make more storytime threads. :Comfy:
 
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i hate you so much.
Average Wednesday night in Mexico tbh.

I didin’t think my story would be THAT disturbing to you guys. I got much much worse. :Comfy:
 
Average Wednesday night in Mexico tbh.

I didin’t think my story would be THAT disturbing to you guys. I got much much worse. :Comfy:
nuke mexico.
 
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had some nice laugh man
keep posting
 
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What the fuck did I just read
fr in my wildest imaginations i couldve never imagined a story like this
keep in mind this actually happened :feelswhy:
 
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fr in my wildest imaginations i couldve never imagined a story like this
keep in mind this actually happened :feelswhy:
Ts might be my sign to delete my account, I'm not having my mind get fucked by this
 
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Came to this — great thread bhai
 
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A few years ago, I was sharing an apartment with my cousin. At first, he seemed like a normal dude, bit of a freak, sure, but manageable. But that changed real quick.:Comfy:

This guy was obsessed with giving back (his back) to the community but not out of kindness. He’d bring home literal street beggars, car washers, runaway kids, and migrant drifters from the train tracks, feed them, let them shower, even gave them sneakers, all in exchange for getting his dick sucked or worse.

At first I kept to myself, locked in my room, smoking or blasting music just to block it out. But eventually he asked me to watch his back in case one of these guys got violent mid hookup, especially since he was usually drugged out of his mind on poppers. I agreed. My low inhibness and curiosity took over. And tbh I got used to it

But nothing, and I am being 100% serious, no exaggeration, prepared me for the night he brought home the ultimate filth god:Comfy:

This man wasn’t just homeless, he looked like a literal fucking zombie. Hair matted with grease and dirt, clothes stiff with dirt, body trembling, eyes blank like he’d died weeks ago. My cousin gave him a cup of instant noodles and sat him down like a guest.

That’s when the guy pulled something out of his jacket. I grabbed my strap, thought it was a weapon.

Nope.

It was a dead rat.

The dude doused it in paint thinner and started huffing it like a rag. And my cousin? He got visibly horny. Didn’t even wait for him to finish eating. Just went straight for the guys pants.

I was so shocked I didn’t know whether to puke or light another joint. I lit the joint.

Next thing I know, my cousin is fully naked, bent over offering himself up like a tribute. The disgusting hobo started eating him out like it was his last meal. Then he pulled out the biggest, filthiest cock I’ve ever seen and went in raw.

What followed was like a demonic possession. Poppers, sweat, moaning, the whole place smelled like fucking death. But it doesn’t end there.

Mid-thrust, the guy stops, grabs his rat, and shoves it inside my cousin.

I’m being 100% serious here.

He ratblasted him.

Kept thrusting while forcing the rat in deeper. My cousin was screaming like I’ve never heard him before.

Eventually it ended. The guy pulled out, finished eating his noodles, started yelling nonsense at me (probably hallucinating), and I chased him out with my gun. He left so fast he forgot his pants. I laughed, smoked some more, and passed out.

Next morning my cousin was crying, holding his stomach, saying something was wrong. I helped him to the bathroom.

He shat out the rat.

Dead. Torn. Covered in maggots. I almost passed out.

We rushed to the clinic. Emergency washout, antibiotics, trauma therapy. He survived. Barely.:Comfy:
Tales but if it's real it's top 10 night of all time:lul:
 
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A few years ago, I was sharing an apartment with my cousin. At first, he seemed like a normal dude, bit of a freak, sure, but manageable. But that changed real quick.:Comfy:

This guy was obsessed with giving back (his back) to the community but not out of kindness. He’d bring home literal street beggars, car washers, runaway kids, and migrant drifters from the train tracks, feed them, let them shower, even gave them sneakers, all in exchange for getting his dick sucked or worse.

At first I kept to myself, locked in my room, smoking or blasting music just to block it out. But eventually he asked me to watch his back in case one of these guys got violent mid hookup, especially since he was usually drugged out of his mind on poppers. I agreed. My low inhibness and curiosity took over. And tbh I got used to it

But nothing, and I am being 100% serious, no exaggeration, prepared me for the night he brought home the ultimate filth god:Comfy:

This man wasn’t just homeless, he looked like a literal fucking zombie. Hair matted with grease and dirt, clothes stiff with dirt, body trembling, eyes blank like he’d died weeks ago. My cousin gave him a cup of instant noodles and sat him down like a guest.

That’s when the guy pulled something out of his jacket. I grabbed my strap, thought it was a weapon.

Nope.

It was a dead rat.

The dude doused it in paint thinner and started huffing it like a rag. And my cousin? He got visibly horny. Didn’t even wait for him to finish eating. Just went straight for the guys pants.

I was so shocked I didn’t know whether to puke or light another joint. I lit the joint.

Next thing I know, my cousin is fully naked, bent over offering himself up like a tribute. The disgusting hobo started eating him out like it was his last meal. Then he pulled out the biggest, filthiest cock I’ve ever seen and went in raw.

What followed was like a demonic possession. Poppers, sweat, moaning, the whole place smelled like fucking death. But it doesn’t end there.

Mid-thrust, the guy stops, grabs his rat, and shoves it inside my cousin.

I’m being 100% serious here.

He ratblasted him.

Kept thrusting while forcing the rat in deeper. My cousin was screaming like I’ve never heard him before.

Eventually it ended. The guy pulled out, finished eating his noodles, started yelling nonsense at me (probably hallucinating), and I chased him out with my gun. He left so fast he forgot his pants. I laughed, smoked some more, and passed out.

Next morning my cousin was crying, holding his stomach, saying something was wrong. I helped him to the bathroom.

He shat out the rat.

Dead. Torn. Covered in maggots. I almost passed out.

We rushed to the clinic. Emergency washout, antibiotics, trauma therapy. He survived. Barely.:Comfy:
Ewww bro.
 
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A few years ago, I was sharing an apartment with my cousin. At first, he seemed like a normal dude, bit of a freak, sure, but manageable. But that changed real quick.:Comfy:

This guy was obsessed with giving back (his back) to the community but not out of kindness. He’d bring home literal street beggars, car washers, runaway kids, and migrant drifters from the train tracks, feed them, let them shower, even gave them sneakers, all in exchange for getting his dick sucked or worse.

At first I kept to myself, locked in my room, smoking or blasting music just to block it out. But eventually he asked me to watch his back in case one of these guys got violent mid hookup, especially since he was usually drugged out of his mind on poppers. I agreed. My low inhibness and curiosity took over. And tbh I got used to it

But nothing, and I am being 100% serious, no exaggeration, prepared me for the night he brought home the ultimate filth god:Comfy:

This man wasn’t just homeless, he looked like a literal fucking zombie. Hair matted with grease and dirt, clothes stiff with dirt, body trembling, eyes blank like he’d died weeks ago. My cousin gave him a cup of instant noodles and sat him down like a guest.

That’s when the guy pulled something out of his jacket. I grabbed my strap, thought it was a weapon.

Nope.

It was a dead rat.

The dude doused it in paint thinner and started huffing it like a rag. And my cousin? He got visibly horny. Didn’t even wait for him to finish eating. Just went straight for the guys pants.

I was so shocked I didn’t know whether to puke or light another joint. I lit the joint.

Next thing I know, my cousin is fully naked, bent over offering himself up like a tribute. The disgusting hobo started eating him out like it was his last meal. Then he pulled out the biggest, filthiest cock I’ve ever seen and went in raw.

What followed was like a demonic possession. Poppers, sweat, moaning, the whole place smelled like fucking death. But it doesn’t end there.

Mid-thrust, the guy stops, grabs his rat, and shoves it inside my cousin.

I’m being 100% serious here.

He ratblasted him.

Kept thrusting while forcing the rat in deeper. My cousin was screaming like I’ve never heard him before.

Eventually it ended. The guy pulled out, finished eating his noodles, started yelling nonsense at me (probably hallucinating), and I chased him out with my gun. He left so fast he forgot his pants. I laughed, smoked some more, and passed out.

Next morning my cousin was crying, holding his stomach, saying something was wrong. I helped him to the bathroom.

He shat out the rat.

Dead. Torn. Covered in maggots. I almost passed out.

We rushed to the clinic. Emergency washout, antibiotics, trauma therapy. He survived. Barely.:Comfy:
Bro... this isnt real :lul:
 
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Please tell me this one fake bro 😭🙏
 
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Is NSFL not safe for life? Fits honestly if true :hnghn:
 
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