Beanermaxxer Storytime - The time I got tricked into a foursome with a retarded girl (NSFL)

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Back in high school, me and my homie were freaky as fuck. We would go hit with some other niggers to play pool and drink until we puked. One time, some dude even shit himself.

Then one day, we met this slutty chick who fucked both of us multiple times. She'd come over when my mom wasn't home. She was a decent looking MTB. :Comfy:

My boy was a metalhead elitist, the type who would call you a poser if you listened to anything but his greasy, stinky death metal. One day, this bitch hits him up drunk as hell: "Me and this other girl wanna do a threesome with you."

My boy, hyped as fuck, says yes. The whole pool hall starts cheering like mentally ill retards. We were already zooted off weed and beer, almost got kicked out, almost threw hands. :Comfy:

On the uber home, my boy whispers: "I'll convince her to let you join too." I was horny as fuck, so obviously I was down (hehe) :Comfy:

Next day, he texts me: "She said yes. We're doing it tomorrow."

The Day of the foursome

We head to some ugly ass low class neighborhood that like a warzone. Ended up in some fucked up hood full of crackheads. Her house? A shack with dirt floors, reeking of piss and dog shit. Her dogs? Pitbull mutants, barking like fucking demons.

She serves us spiked horchata while blasting shitty banda music. My nigga, being a metal purist, starts talking shit, but she ignores him.

Then... the other girl arrives.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. :Comfy:

It's a 17 year old with Down Syndrome. Short, hunchbacked, snot covered pink shirt, drooling everywhere. Me and my boy exchange the "what the actual fuck?" look.

But my boy, already drunk, goes: "Fuck it, I’m hitting anyways."

And holy shit, he starts making out with the Down syndrome girl, all slobbery and gross.

He's grabbing her ass, and she's giggling like a retard. Then he slaps her and says "Shut up, retarded bitch!” and blasts some shitty screechy death metal from his phone.

Meanwhile the other girl starts sucking my big Mexican cock. I look over at my buddy with the regarded bitch, he is roughing her up, forcing her to suck him off while drinking his spiked horchata. He drags her to a bed in the next room and yanks down her piss stained pants. The girl blowing me is fucking dying of laughter, so we all go to the bedroom.:Comfy:

The retarded girl looks kinda scared, but my friend strips naked, pulls out a fucking whip from his backpack, and starts spanking her, then railing her ass hard. At this point I was giving backshots to the other girl , but these two are next level brutal. We had to stop at one point because it sounded like a pig being slaughtered.

My friend, totally hyped up, screams, "Stupid hunchback bitch!" After finishing on her back, he stumbles to the bathroom, wasted. Meanwhile, I'm getting really fucking horny (don’t judge me :Comfy:) by the chaos, so l decide to fuck the Down syndrome girl too. I go all in, feeling like a psycho, slapping her around. The other girl watches and starts rubbing her pussy, then grabs the whip and starts hitting her own tits, which just gets me even more fucking horny

I flip the Down syndrome girl over and go in her ass while she whimpers. Then my friend comes back from the bathroom with that fucking cringe death metal makeup on. He starts going at the other girl while I fuck the retarded foid. :Comfy:

Things got even more messed up. We drag the Down syndrome girl to the floor and start slapping her around. Then the other girl pulls out a pipe and goes, "Let's smoke meth."

We all take a hit, even the Down syndrome girl, who says, "Me too!" We're like, "Sure, why the fuck not?" :Comfy:

Big mistake.

She goes completely insane, grabbing my friend and screaming for more. He starts fucking her again, but she's fucking punching him in the face, smearing his makeup everywhere, even vomiting on him. He doesn't stop. Then the other girl tries to pull her off but somehow throws her across the room.

My friend cums on the Down syndrome girl's face, and she does a death metal scream, "I WANT MORE! I WANT MORE!" Then she grabs me, pulls out a pink dildo from under the bed, and shoves it in my niggas ass. She is licking his asshole, slapping his balls, all while fucking him with the dildo. I make her suck me off while she is still fucking him with the toy. The other girl's just fingering herself.:Comfy:

Then, the door opens. FUCK. We rush looking for clothes. It's the girl's mom. We panic, too high to think straight, and just run. The Down syndrome girl can barely move, but we're all naked. The dogs break loose, and when the mom opens the door, she sees a dude with smeared makeup covering himself with his clothes, me with pants half pants on, a naked down syndrome girl running to the street.

The dogs chase her while we escape.

We grabbed a taxi, still tweaking from the meth and traumatized by the whole thing. Never found out what happened to her, but I guess she survived the dog attack.:Comfy:
 
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I’m sorry for forcing you to witness my thread that was not satisfactory to you Chad
 
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Chad ramblings.
I can't experience this :feelsbadman:
 
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It’s not about the rep.

When a thread has more reactions, people engage more and usually are more prone to making a comment on the thread. I just want to hear everyone’s thoughts :Comfy:
 
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Back in high school, me and my homie were freaky as fuck. We would go hit with some other niggers to play pool and drink until we puked. One time, some dude even shit himself.

Then one day, we met this slutty chick who fucked both of us multiple times. She'd come over when my mom wasn't home. She was a decent looking MTB. :Comfy:

My boy was a metalhead elitist, the type who would call you a poser if you listened to anything but his greasy, stinky death metal. One day, this bitch hits him up drunk as hell: "Me and this other girl wanna do a threesome with you."

My boy, hyped as fuck, says yes. The whole pool hall starts cheering like mentally ill retards. We were already zooted off weed and beer, almost got kicked out, almost threw hands. :Comfy:

On the uber home, my boy whispers: "I'll convince her to let you join too." I was horny as fuck, so obviously I was down (hehe) :Comfy:

Next day, he texts me: "She said yes. We're doing it tomorrow."

The Day of the foursome

We head to some ugly ass low class neighborhood that like a warzone. Ended up in some fucked up hood full of crackheads. Her house? A shack with dirt floors, reeking of piss and dog shit. Her dogs? Pitbull mutants, barking like fucking demons.

She serves us spiked horchata while blasting shitty banda music. My nigga, being a metal purist, starts talking shit, but she ignores him.

Then... the other girl arrives.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. :Comfy:

It's a 17 year old with Down Syndrome. Short, hunchbacked, snot covered pink shirt, drooling everywhere. Me and my boy exchange the "what the actual fuck?" look.

But my boy, already drunk, goes: "Fuck it, I’m hitting anyways."

And holy shit, he starts making out with the Down syndrome girl, all slobbery and gross.

He's grabbing her ass, and she's giggling like a retard. Then he slaps her and says "Shut up, retarded bitch!” and blasts some shitty screechy death metal from his phone.

Meanwhile the other girl starts sucking my big Mexican cock. I look over at my buddy with the regarded bitch, he is roughing her up, forcing her to suck him off while drinking his spiked horchata. He drags her to a bed in the next room and yanks down her piss stained pants. The girl blowing me is fucking dying of laughter, so we all go to the bedroom.:Comfy:

The retarded girl looks kinda scared, but my friend strips naked, pulls out a fucking whip from his backpack, and starts spanking her, then railing her ass hard. At this point I was giving backshots to the other girl , but these two are next level brutal. We had to stop at one point because it sounded like a pig being slaughtered.

My friend, totally hyped up, screams, "Stupid hunchback bitch!" After finishing on her back, he stumbles to the bathroom, wasted. Meanwhile, I'm getting really fucking horny (don’t judge me :Comfy:) by the chaos, so l decide to fuck the Down syndrome girl too. I go all in, feeling like a psycho, slapping her around. The other girl watches and starts rubbing her pussy, then grabs the whip and starts hitting her own tits, which just gets me even more fucking horny

I flip the Down syndrome girl over and go in her ass while she whimpers. Then my friend comes back from the bathroom with that fucking cringe death metal makeup on. He starts going at the other girl while I fuck the retarded foid. :Comfy:

Things got even more messed up. We drag the Down syndrome girl to the floor and start slapping her around. Then the other girl pulls out a pipe and goes, "Let's smoke meth."

We all take a hit, even the Down syndrome girl, who says, "Me too!" We're like, "Sure, why the fuck not?" :Comfy:

Big mistake.

She goes completely insane, grabbing my friend and screaming for more. He starts fucking her again, but she's fucking punching him in the face, smearing his makeup everywhere, even vomiting on him. He doesn't stop. Then the other girl tries to pull her off but somehow throws her across the room.

My friend cums on the Down syndrome girl's face, and she does a death metal scream, "I WANT MORE! I WANT MORE!" Then she grabs me, pulls out a pink dildo from under the bed, and shoves it in my niggas ass. She is licking his asshole, slapping his balls, all while fucking him with the dildo. I make her suck me off while she is still fucking him with the toy. The other girl's just fingering herself.:Comfy:

Then, the door opens. FUCK. We rush looking for clothes. It's the girl's mom. We panic, too high to think straight, and just run. The Down syndrome girl can barely move, but we're all naked. The dogs break loose, and when the mom opens the door, she sees a dude with smeared makeup covering himself with his clothes, me with pants half pants on, a naked down syndrome girl running to the street.

The dogs chase her while we escape.

We grabbed a taxi, still tweaking from the meth and traumatized by the whole thing. Never found out what happened to her, but I guess she survived the dog attack.:Comfy:
No fucking way this happened buddy. was a good read. but this is too insnae
 
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Back in high school, me and my homie were freaky as fuck. We would go hit with some other niggers to play pool and drink until we puked. One time, some dude even shit himself.

Then one day, we met this slutty chick who fucked both of us multiple times. She'd come over when my mom wasn't home. She was a decent looking MTB. :Comfy:

My boy was a metalhead elitist, the type who would call you a poser if you listened to anything but his greasy, stinky death metal. One day, this bitch hits him up drunk as hell: "Me and this other girl wanna do a threesome with you."

My boy, hyped as fuck, says yes. The whole pool hall starts cheering like mentally ill retards. We were already zooted off weed and beer, almost got kicked out, almost threw hands. :Comfy:

On the uber home, my boy whispers: "I'll convince her to let you join too." I was horny as fuck, so obviously I was down (hehe) :Comfy:

Next day, he texts me: "She said yes. We're doing it tomorrow."

The Day of the foursome

We head to some ugly ass low class neighborhood that like a warzone. Ended up in some fucked up hood full of crackheads. Her house? A shack with dirt floors, reeking of piss and dog shit. Her dogs? Pitbull mutants, barking like fucking demons.

She serves us spiked horchata while blasting shitty banda music. My nigga, being a metal purist, starts talking shit, but she ignores him.

Then... the other girl arrives.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. :Comfy:

It's a 17 year old with Down Syndrome. Short, hunchbacked, snot covered pink shirt, drooling everywhere. Me and my boy exchange the "what the actual fuck?" look.

But my boy, already drunk, goes: "Fuck it, I’m hitting anyways."

And holy shit, he starts making out with the Down syndrome girl, all slobbery and gross.

He's grabbing her ass, and she's giggling like a retard. Then he slaps her and says "Shut up, retarded bitch!” and blasts some shitty screechy death metal from his phone.

Meanwhile the other girl starts sucking my big Mexican cock. I look over at my buddy with the regarded bitch, he is roughing her up, forcing her to suck him off while drinking his spiked horchata. He drags her to a bed in the next room and yanks down her piss stained pants. The girl blowing me is fucking dying of laughter, so we all go to the bedroom.:Comfy:

The retarded girl looks kinda scared, but my friend strips naked, pulls out a fucking whip from his backpack, and starts spanking her, then railing her ass hard. At this point I was giving backshots to the other girl , but these two are next level brutal. We had to stop at one point because it sounded like a pig being slaughtered.

My friend, totally hyped up, screams, "Stupid hunchback bitch!" After finishing on her back, he stumbles to the bathroom, wasted. Meanwhile, I'm getting really fucking horny (don’t judge me :Comfy:) by the chaos, so l decide to fuck the Down syndrome girl too. I go all in, feeling like a psycho, slapping her around. The other girl watches and starts rubbing her pussy, then grabs the whip and starts hitting her own tits, which just gets me even more fucking horny

I flip the Down syndrome girl over and go in her ass while she whimpers. Then my friend comes back from the bathroom with that fucking cringe death metal makeup on. He starts going at the other girl while I fuck the retarded foid. :Comfy:

Things got even more messed up. We drag the Down syndrome girl to the floor and start slapping her around. Then the other girl pulls out a pipe and goes, "Let's smoke meth."

We all take a hit, even the Down syndrome girl, who says, "Me too!" We're like, "Sure, why the fuck not?" :Comfy:

Big mistake.

She goes completely insane, grabbing my friend and screaming for more. He starts fucking her again, but she's fucking punching him in the face, smearing his makeup everywhere, even vomiting on him. He doesn't stop. Then the other girl tries to pull her off but somehow throws her across the room.

My friend cums on the Down syndrome girl's face, and she does a death metal scream, "I WANT MORE! I WANT MORE!" Then she grabs me, pulls out a pink dildo from under the bed, and shoves it in my niggas ass. She is licking his asshole, slapping his balls, all while fucking him with the dildo. I make her suck me off while she is still fucking him with the toy. The other girl's just fingering herself.:Comfy:

Then, the door opens. FUCK. We rush looking for clothes. It's the girl's mom. We panic, too high to think straight, and just run. The Down syndrome girl can barely move, but we're all naked. The dogs break loose, and when the mom opens the door, she sees a dude with smeared makeup covering himself with his clothes, me with pants half pants on, a naked down syndrome girl running to the street.

The dogs chase her while we escape.

We grabbed a taxi, still tweaking from the meth and traumatized by the whole thing. Never found out what happened to her, but I guess she survived the dog attack.:Comfy:
Funniest shit I’ve read this week please read 😭 @iblamealek @Oza @caayln @ihatefoids87 @Gengar @Zagro
 
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bro i'm fucking loving these stories you don't understand, never stop making them :feelskek:
 
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