Beard growth theory

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Cavemen and previous generations likely had bigger and fuller beards, they rarely showered or bathed (they did just not to the extent we do now) and it probably itched, due to the itch they scratched their beards/face which caused it to grow more.
People use beard rollers to promote beard growth, and it kind of works?
My theory is that scratching your face (beard area) promotes facial hair growth, and I have tested it myself where during a ~6 month period I scratched my face lightly where I wanted it to grow, and found out that it did grow more than before, including in the areas where there was no growth, it was less patchy as well.
 
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My theory is that scratching your face (beard area) promotes facial hair growth

Why so many retards using Minoxidil when all they had to do was just scratch their face. Beard transplant clinics are scared for their life right now. OP has single headedly put them out of business.

Your a fucking genius OP!
 
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Why so many retards using Minoxidil when all they had to do was just scratch their face. Beard transplant clinics are scared for their life right now. OP has single headedly put them out of business.

Your a fucking genius OP!
they hated jesus because he was right
 
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