"Beards are makup for men"

[Deleted member 25705]

If women can find a man whose beard makes him go from a LOTR orc to a human, that would be great.

 

[StuntmanMike]

Ugly as hell subhuman nigger

 

[glaruz]

Women hate facial hair. Dunno why people fall for male gaze still. Beard covers your failos bro, while the beard itself is a massive failo.

 

[Deleted member 137749]

Women hate facial hair. Dunno why people fall for male gaze still. Beard covers your failos bro, while the beard itself is a massive failo.

Do they just larp or gaslight for no reason when they say they like stubble? Or just long beard is considered bad by them

 

[Panzram]

Women hate facial hair. Dunno why people fall for male gaze still. Beard covers your failos bro, while the beard itself is a massive failo.

I don't give a shit. I look better with a beard since nothing can be more subhuman than my weak chin.

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

beard itself is a massive failo.

ugly patchy beard is a failo, beards look fine

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

If women can find a man whose beard makes him go from a LOTR orc to a human, that would be great.

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there is a nigga in the world that would willingly fuck this btw

 

[glaruz]

Do they just larp or gaslight for no reason when they say they like stubble? Or just long beard is considered bad by them

They are just retarded. The way they say they like confident men, but call you arrogant creepy predator if you are confident AND ugly.

Meta is:

clean shaven >= stubble >>> all else (for teens/ early 20s);

Stubble >= clean shaven >>> all else (for late 20s and beyond);

Well proven at this point. Stubble for roasties, clean shaven if you want to get teen gf even when you are 30 like Jeff Seid.

Though 5 clock shadow might be failo later when you have dense facial hair. And sometimes, like if you are korean, clean shaven should be for life.

 

[Deleted member 137749]

They are just retarded. The way they say they like confident men, but call you arrogant creepy predator if you are confident AND ugly.

Meta is:

clean shaven >= stubble >>> all else (for teens/ early 20s);

Stubble >= clean shaven >>> all else (for late 20s and beyond);

Well proven at this point. Stubble for roasties, clean shaven if you want to get teen gf even when you are 30 like Jeff Seid.

Though 5 clock shadow might be failo later when you have dense facial hair. And sometimes, like if you are korean, clean shaven should be for life.

Sounds objectively correct