BEAT UP ETHNICS AT PARIS NIGHTCLUB WITH JOCK SLAYER GROUP

[CelestialEmpire]

So me and 6 of my boys (averaging 6'6.5 250lb Anglo-Saxon athletes with fathers worth $2.95B combined) were ripping clubs in Paris last night.

While inside the MOST prestigious, whitest, most exclusive club in the ENTIRE CITY, we spotted a friend group of INDIANS and ARABS :) who definitely bribed their way past the bouncers (this club was tall white HTN+ ONLY!!!).

We started laughing our ASSES OFF and then a couple of us decided to go over and ragebait them.

I (6'5.5) put my elbow on one of their heads (5'7 so it was super easy to do) and leaned on him while talking to a blonde bird, while my friend (6'7.25) was rubbing another (5'8.5)'s head and calling him "good booyyyyy"

They ignored us at first out of fear but then after 15-20 minutes of this one of them snapped and pushed us.

We acted surprised and feigned innocent which enraged their entire group (5 of them) and one of them swung at my friend.

My friend TANKED the puny uppercut and then SPEAR TACKLED the victim-sized ethnic (6'7.25 275lb monster vs 5'7 130lb victim) and snapped his femur by accident due to the size difference.

Our entire friend group of seven then PUMMELED their group and left them all basically DECEASED on the dance floor.

Four black bouncers (averaging 6'2 220lb) tried to intervene and stop the bloodshed but CHICKENED OUT when they saw our intimidating friend group and ended up meekly saying "please stop guys, free round of shots on the house. please leave them alive for when the ambulance comes".

We enjoyed our round of Jaeger Bulls and then left to go to a different club at 2AM (still early, Parisian clubs close at 5-7AM) because the ambulance sirens were ruining the vibe.

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bumpp

 

[Tttopgtoni]

This is the shit I'd imagine in my head at the ripe age of 7

 

[AgentAngularity]

I just know your mom wants to shoot herself

 

[Mr Trucel]

Try this in the USA and you’ll be shot

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[D69mo]

So me and 6 of my boys (averaging 6'6.5 250lb Anglo-Saxon athletes with fathers worth $2.95B combined) were ripping clubs in Paris last night.

While inside the MOST prestigious, whitest, most exclusive club in the ENTIRE CITY, we spotted a friend group of INDIANS and ARABS :) who definitely bribed their way past the bouncers (this club was tall white HTN+ ONLY!!!).

We started laughing our ASSES OFF and then a couple of us decided to go over and ragebait them.

I (6'5.5) put my elbow on one of their heads (5'7 so it was super easy to do) and leaned on him while talking to a blonde bird, while my friend (6'7.25) was rubbing another (5'8.5)'s head and calling him "good booyyyyy"

They ignored us at first out of fear but then after 15-20 minutes of this one of them snapped and pushed us.

We acted surprised and feigned innocent which enraged their entire group (5 of them) and one of them swung at my friend.

My friend TANKED the puny uppercut and then SPEAR TACKLED the victim-sized ethnic (6'7.25 275lb monster vs 5'7 130lb victim) and snapped his femur by accident due to the size difference.

Our entire friend group of seven then PUMMELED their group and left them all basically DECEASED on the dance floor.

Four black bouncers (averaging 6'2 220lb) tried to intervene and stop the bloodshed but CHICKENED OUT when they saw our intimidating friend group and ended up meekly saying "please stop guys, free round of shots on the house. please leave them alive for when the ambulance comes".

We enjoyed our round of Jaeger Bulls and then left to go to a different club at 2AM (still early, Parisian clubs close at 5-7AM) because the ambulance sirens were ruining the vibe.

you still eat what your mom cooks for dinner

 

[sub5_poopcel]

So me and 6 of my boys (averaging 6'6.5 250lb Anglo-Saxon athletes with fathers worth $2.95B combined) were ripping clubs in Paris last night.

While inside the MOST prestigious, whitest, most exclusive club in the ENTIRE CITY, we spotted a friend group of INDIANS and ARABS :) who definitely bribed their way past the bouncers (this club was tall white HTN+ ONLY!!!).

We started laughing our ASSES OFF and then a couple of us decided to go over and ragebait them.

I (6'5.5) put my elbow on one of their heads (5'7 so it was super easy to do) and leaned on him while talking to a blonde bird, while my friend (6'7.25) was rubbing another (5'8.5)'s head and calling him "good booyyyyy"

They ignored us at first out of fear but then after 15-20 minutes of this one of them snapped and pushed us.

We acted surprised and feigned innocent which enraged their entire group (5 of them) and one of them swung at my friend.

My friend TANKED the puny uppercut and then SPEAR TACKLED the victim-sized ethnic (6'7.25 275lb monster vs 5'7 130lb victim) and snapped his femur by accident due to the size difference.

Our entire friend group of seven then PUMMELED their group and left them all basically DECEASED on the dance floor.

Four black bouncers (averaging 6'2 220lb) tried to intervene and stop the bloodshed but CHICKENED OUT when they saw our intimidating friend group and ended up meekly saying "please stop guys, free round of shots on the house. please leave them alive for when the ambulance comes".

We enjoyed our round of Jaeger Bulls and then left to go to a different club at 2AM (still early, Parisian clubs close at 5-7AM) because the ambulance sirens were ruining the vibe.

Tales

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Try this in the USA and you’ll be shot

lol nobodys risking their life to try and get a shot off against 7 guys (while hammered, in a crowd, in close quarters, when bouncers pat you down at entry) when they know the consequence is that seven guys all 6'6.5 250lb will fucking MURDER you even if you graze one of them with a bullet

 

[alurmo]

this is the larp to end all larps wtf

 

[FunnyVALENTINE]

Wake up to reality

 

[fynn]

So me and 6 of my boys (averaging 6'6.5 250lb Anglo-Saxon athletes with fathers worth $2.95B combined) were ripping clubs in Paris last night.

While inside the MOST prestigious, whitest, most exclusive club in the ENTIRE CITY, we spotted a friend group of INDIANS and ARABS :) who definitely bribed their way past the bouncers (this club was tall white HTN+ ONLY!!!).

We started laughing our ASSES OFF and then a couple of us decided to go over and ragebait them.

I (6'5.5) put my elbow on one of their heads (5'7 so it was super easy to do) and leaned on him while talking to a blonde bird, while my friend (6'7.25) was rubbing another (5'8.5)'s head and calling him "good booyyyyy"

They ignored us at first out of fear but then after 15-20 minutes of this one of them snapped and pushed us.

We acted surprised and feigned innocent which enraged their entire group (5 of them) and one of them swung at my friend.

My friend TANKED the puny uppercut and then SPEAR TACKLED the victim-sized ethnic (6'7.25 275lb monster vs 5'7 130lb victim) and snapped his femur by accident due to the size difference.

Our entire friend group of seven then PUMMELED their group and left them all basically DECEASED on the dance floor.

Four black bouncers (averaging 6'2 220lb) tried to intervene and stop the bloodshed but CHICKENED OUT when they saw our intimidating friend group and ended up meekly saying "please stop guys, free round of shots on the house. please leave them alive for when the ambulance comes".

We enjoyed our round of Jaeger Bulls and then left to go to a different club at 2AM (still early, Parisian clubs close at 5-7AM) because the ambulance sirens were ruining the vibe.

I hate it when schizos don't take their meds

 

[truekazak2839]

Bro I’m white and this is fucking tales

 

[surgeryplanning]

Tales from slums of Karachi

 

[Hess]

@TheGreatDetective you need to make an even more exaggerated and great aryan WASP slayer story like this

 

[TheGreatDetective]

@TheGreatDetective you need to make an even more exaggerated and great aryan WASP slayer story like this

I've been too low energy to write any tales Even though i've basically already thought up two entirely different stories

First: That one time i got stuck on the International Space Station for two months and had an orgy with the female astronauts (alien spotted) (not larp).

Second: That time i was part of the SEAL team that killed Bin Laden and had an orgy with his female guards (successful undercover operation) (mog battle) (not larp).

All of them are somehow interconnected through me being a WASP slayer

 

[GynoGladiator]

@jbc445

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[tertaf]

 

[6’7whitechad]

So me and 6 of my boys (averaging 6'6.5 250lb Anglo-Saxon athletes with fathers worth $2.95B combined) were ripping clubs in Paris last night.

While inside the MOST prestigious, whitest, most exclusive club in the ENTIRE CITY, we spotted a friend group of INDIANS and ARABS :) who definitely bribed their way past the bouncers (this club was tall white HTN+ ONLY!!!).

We started laughing our ASSES OFF and then a couple of us decided to go over and ragebait them.

I (6'5.5) put my elbow on one of their heads (5'7 so it was super easy to do) and leaned on him while talking to a blonde bird, while my friend (6'7.25) was rubbing another (5'8.5)'s head and calling him "good booyyyyy"

They ignored us at first out of fear but then after 15-20 minutes of this one of them snapped and pushed us.

We acted surprised and feigned innocent which enraged their entire group (5 of them) and one of them swung at my friend.

My friend TANKED the puny uppercut and then SPEAR TACKLED the victim-sized ethnic (6'7.25 275lb monster vs 5'7 130lb victim) and snapped his femur by accident due to the size difference.

Our entire friend group of seven then PUMMELED their group and left them all basically DECEASED on the dance floor.

Four black bouncers (averaging 6'2 220lb) tried to intervene and stop the bloodshed but CHICKENED OUT when they saw our intimidating friend group and ended up meekly saying "please stop guys, free round of shots on the house. please leave them alive for when the ambulance comes".

We enjoyed our round of Jaeger Bulls and then left to go to a different club at 2AM (still early, Parisian clubs close at 5-7AM) because the ambulance sirens were ruining the vibe.

Fantasy tales from tin shack in Morocco

 

[sonic55555]

 

[sonic55555]

jaeger Bulls