Beating your meat

trynaascendsoon

trynaascendsoon

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Before reading this I just want to make it clear for everyone reading this that I am not shitposting or schizoposting and Im being serious 100% serious.

For most people, jerking off is a net negative, but if youre doing it, atleast do it in the most optimal way possible.

Basically what im saying is beat your meat everyday if you can. The reason for this is we know that girls struggle with acne more because of their menstrual cycle which makes their hormones fluctuate. If you pin or beat your meat randomly you’re essentially doing the same thing. By beating your meat everyday you keep your hormones stable and this has actually helped people quit it makes them tired of it.

Beating your meat is always seen as negative but it has its benefits, such as better sleep, stress relief, and clears brain fog hence you should do it before social events, especially dates so you actually think with your head and arent such a freak.

@tuberculosisinmybal @inceliusndius @Petsmart @primal_shitmuncher @Sycophant
 
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Meme Lol GIF by ALL SEEING EYES
 
bro dont give in to the temptation i jerked off 15 times today its 1 am and my dick hurts and i feel mad feverish

dont give in
 
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actually true ngl i used to fap 7-10 times everyday until I got tired of it and made it quitting a bit easier
 
- It’s a net negative

- Proceeds to list off a bunch of benefits

Jfl
 
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