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[Sceptical]

there was once an incel who was very lonely and sick.

one day he went outside and found a girl who was also lonely.

both of the them became friends so they hung out and spent the whole day together.

when it was time to go home the lonely girl wanted to spend few more minutes together. the incel agreed so they sat down under a tree and incel fell asleep.

a couple hours later incel woke up and the girl was gone. then a strong smell of rotting flesh hit his nose.

incel turned to his right and saw the decomposed body of the lonely girl.

the lonely girl was dead since the beginning.

the end.

 

[domnsday]

there was once an incel who was very lonely and sick.

one day he went outside and found a girl who was also lonely.

both of the them became friends so they hung out and spent the whole day together.

when it was time to go home the lonely girl wanted to spend few more minutes together. the incel agreed so they sat down under a tree and incel fell asleep.

a couple hours later incel woke up and the girl was gone. then a strong smell of rotting flesh hit his nose.

incel turned to his right and saw the decomposed body of the lonely girl.

the lonely girl was dead since the beginning.

the end.

Beatiful Story man

 

[Taylors_Lil_Ethnic]

there was once an incel who was very lonely and sick.

one day he went outside and found a girl who was also lonely.

both of the them became friends so they hung out and spent the whole day together.

when it was time to go home the lonely girl wanted to spend few more minutes together. the incel agreed so they sat down under a tree and incel fell asleep.

a couple hours later incel woke up and the girl was gone. then a strong smell of rotting flesh hit his nose.

incel turned to his right and saw the decomposed body of the lonely girl.

the lonely girl was dead since the beginning.

the end.

mogger tbh, we should start an incel creepypasta writing team

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

Foid sucks deeh

 

[Sceptical]

Beatiful Story man

mogger tbh, we should start an incel creepypasta writing team

appreciate it

 

[whitecelcoper]

mogger tbh, we should start an incel creepypasta writing team

Once a long time ago there was a rich incel
He tried buying love by buying foids birkin bags
No matter how much things he bought them he didn't get more than a hug
Eventually the incel decided to buy a cat so he can have something to cuddle up to at night
One night he was hugging his expensive female cat
He was drifting off to sleep, when something unbelievable happened
The cat turned into a sexy cat girl and started pawing at him
She was desperate for sex
The cat girl told the incel that she's been stuck in that body for years and she desires to feel the pleasure of being a human
The incel finally lost his virginity

The next day the incel went to take his morning medication
When he took his schizophrenia pills, the foid in his bed turned into a cat again
The incel got the cops called on him by his neighbours because they heard the pained meows and grunts yesterday
The incel shot himself so he doesn't get arrested for beastiality
the end

 

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[Hurly saint]

mogger tbh, we should start an incel creepypasta writing team

Actually agree

 

[irrumator praetor]

So I was hitting my elite leg day (19ft10 WASP 777lbs lean 3 trillion/year JP morgan internship, rich dad in PE) and then, in front of my luxurious trillion dollar private family gym, a limousine pulled up of a dozen borderline JB victoria secret models (rich dads in PE) all averaging triple G cups, 6ft1-6ft5 nordic-celtic high class european royalty pheno (ginger to blonde, NO DIRTY BLONDES), and kidnapped me and I woke up in the most luxurious club in Miami (Liv, southbeach) kitted out in full gold leaf custom made lui vuitton bought by the girls themselves (pocket change for them) and apparently a super rich private contracted promoter (rich dad in PE) who does this only as a side gig because hes so rich, got us the most expensive table and bought out all the other tables in the entire club so no one could sit, with 30 party-crashing bottle services that were covered in caviar that was covered in gold and blood diamonds (african child labor diamonds, not ethical/lab grown bullshit) which were wrapped around vicuna leather (from a preuvian camelid) to create decorations for my sign which said "top 20th percentile ranked WASP chadlite in the world" and then the girls all took turns jumping on my dick at the table then the full club of girls did the same thing although I wore the most expensive condoms available on earth (Burmese Python Skin condoms) for those regular whores and yea idk if you want me to continue the story or not but all in all, it was pretty crazy

 

[acm]

So I was hitting my elite leg day (19ft10 WASP 777lbs lean 3 trillion/year JP morgan internship, rich dad in PE) and then, in front of my luxurious trillion dollar private family gym, a limousine pulled up of a dozen borderline JB victoria secret models (rich dads in PE) all averaging triple G cups, 6ft1-6ft5 nordic-celtic high class european royalty pheno (ginger to blonde, NO DIRTY BLONDES), and kidnapped me and I woke up in the most luxurious club in Miami (Liv, southbeach) kitted out in full gold leaf custom made lui vuitton bought by the girls themselves (pocket change for them) and apparently a super rich private contracted promoter (rich dad in PE) who does this only as a side gig because hes so rich, got us the most expensive table and bought out all the other tables in the entire club so no one could sit, with 30 party-crashing bottle services that were covered in caviar that was covered in gold and blood diamonds (african child labor diamonds, not ethical/lab grown bullshit) which were wrapped around vicuna leather (from a preuvian camelid) to create decorations for my sign which said "top 20th percentile ranked WASP chadlite in the world" and then the girls all took turns jumping on my dick at the table then the full club of girls did the same thing although I wore the most expensive condoms available on earth (Burmese Python Skin condoms) for those regular whores and yea idk if you want me to continue the story or not but all in all, it was pretty crazy

yeah then after that WE went on a $200 million private jet (funded by our WASP dads) and flew over to Malibu where we continued to have another orgy was bright, blonde-haired WASP stacies with A5 eyes.

 

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So I was hitting my elite leg day (19ft10 WASP 777lbs lean 3 trillion/year JP morgan internship, rich dad in PE) and then, in front of my luxurious trillion dollar private family gym, a limousine pulled up of a dozen borderline JB victoria secret models (rich dads in PE) all averaging triple G cups, 6ft1-6ft5 nordic-celtic high class european royalty pheno (ginger to blonde, NO DIRTY BLONDES), and kidnapped me and I woke up in the most luxurious club in Miami (Liv, southbeach) kitted out in full gold leaf custom made lui vuitton bought by the girls themselves (pocket change for them) and apparently a super rich private contracted promoter (rich dad in PE) who does this only as a side gig because hes so rich, got us the most expensive table and bought out all the other tables in the entire club so no one could sit, with 30 party-crashing bottle services that were covered in caviar that was covered in gold and blood diamonds (african child labor diamonds, not ethical/lab grown bullshit) which were wrapped around vicuna leather (from a preuvian camelid) to create decorations for my sign which said "top 20th percentile ranked WASP chadlite in the world" and then the girls all took turns jumping on my dick at the table then the full club of girls did the same thing although I wore the most expensive condoms available on earth (Burmese Python Skin condoms) for those regular whores and yea idk if you want me to continue the story or not but all in all, it was pretty crazy

yeah then after that WE went on a $200 million private jet (funded by our WASP dads) and flew over to Malibu where we continued to have another orgy was bright, blonde-haired WASP stacies with A5 eyes.

@Miami @CelestialEmpire are you going to let them life mog you?