Been speaking to this fine ass alt girl for 3 days

[Norm Macdonald]

Today she had the audacity to ask me to buy her a BO3 zombies dlc

Fuck typa timing she on

My former fling would never… she bought me pizza and we watched twilight tg

 

[ascend.exe]

Is she real?

dude im jealous of you Norm Macdonald, rip and u r my favorite stand up comeidan.

I wish i had a hot girl to watch Twilight and stranger things with.

But just teach her how to pirate it? Or if its on xbox/ps thats like 70 bucks ion even got that shit hahahah

 

[Norm Macdonald]

Is she real?

dude im jealous of you Norm Macdonald, rip and u r my favorite stand up comeidan.

I wish i had a hot girl to watch Twilight and stranger things with.

But just teach her how to pirate it? Or if its on xbox/ps thats like 70 bucks ion even got that shit hahahah

Thanks man. I’m hiding out in Newfoundland, Canada .

And who’s real? The leech, or my former
lover

 

[Norm Macdonald]

Is she real?

dude im jealous of you Norm Macdonald, rip and u r my favorite stand up comeidan.

I wish i had a hot girl to watch Twilight and stranger things with.

But just teach her how to pirate it? Or if its on xbox/ps thats like 70 bucks ion even got that shit hahahah

It’s £15 for the dlc. I’m not spending fuck shit on a girl that lives in another country

 

[ascend.exe]

Thanks man. I’m hiding out in Newfoundland, Canada .

And who’s real? The leech, or my former
lover

woah u like it there? im from canada too and im thinking of moving up there as less people and they seem nice.

Are the girls different? I thought they were the same, the hot alt girl u watched twlight with.

 

[Norm Macdonald]

woah u like it there? im from canada too and im thinking of moving up there as less people and they seem nice.

Are the girls different? I thought they were the same, the hot alt girl u watched twlight with.

This was in December, she bought me a pizza on our first link up and watched twilight and snuggled.

I saw her story today and she got even hotter. My tummy fuckijgbhurts .

 

[0ogrpostcel]

Today she had the audacity to ask me to buy her a BO3 zombies dlc

Fuck typa timing she on

My former fling would never… she bought me pizza and we watched twilight tg

Marry that thing

 

[crazyguy]

Today she had the audacity to ask me to buy her a BO3 zombies dlc

Fuck typa timing she on

My former fling would never… she bought me pizza and we watched twilight tg

bo3 zombies is fun asf

 

[ascend.exe]

This was in December, she bought me a pizza on our first link up and watched twilight and snuggled.

I saw her story today and she got even hotter. My tummy fuckijgbhurts .

what happened dude! what was the fallout, win her backkkk

 

[Norm Macdonald]

bo3 zombies is fun asf

Ur right crazyguy

I bought that DLC for classic zombies maps, and the giant.

 

[Norm Macdonald]

what happened dude! what was the fallout, win her backkkk

She was a massive whore (cope)

 

[crazyguy]

Ur right crazyguy

I bought that DLC for classic zombies maps, and the giant.

yeah zombie chronicles

 

[OxyFanNigga]

dont

 

[Norm Macdonald]

dont

Buy her the dlc? Of course not

 

[ascend.exe]

Buy her the dlc? Of course not

like are you talking to her or not?

if shes hot buy her the dlc if she fucks u gotta ask

 

[Norm Macdonald]

Also I should make this very clear

DONT EVER GET INTO ANYTHING WITH A GIRL WHO GOT A BELLY BUTTON PIERCING

Worst mistake of my life

 

[Norm Macdonald]

like are you talking to her or not?

if shes hot buy her the dlc if she fucks u gotta ask

She lives in the US lmao I’m in the UK

I guess I’m just talking to her for the dopamine