Vermilioncore
𝕯𝖝𝕯 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖜 • pioneer of the GhostfacePill
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Please Stop Pretending That Pete Davidson Isn’t Hot
UniversalBefore I knew what Pete Davidson looked like, I knew he was hot. A couple relatives of mine encountered the comedian during a visit to New York, soon after he’d been announced as a cast member on Saturday Night Live. They were ecstatic—and the headline was that he was hot. Over the...
His look might scream dirtbag chic, but the bleached hair and cool gaze belie the earnestness of his broader persona. Being funny will get most heterosexual men pretty far on its own, but Davidson’s public-facing persona is also unusually vulnerable. Combine talent, sincerity, and boyish charm—and a little thing called BIG DICK ENERGY—and you’ve created a Hollywood dreamboat.
Just kill yourself if you’re not a goofy tall skinny white boy with bleached hair, tattoos, a big dick, and sloppy clothes.
