Being 5"4 is no excuse not to get laid

[Germania]

Saw a guy in the supermarket, like 5"4. He was wearing a shirt with the sentence "I am not short, I am a Hobbit." His face was also way below average, but he had an average looking wife.
What's you fucking excuse?

 

[Pendejo]

What's you fucking excuse?

I am ugly

 

[didntreadlol]

but he had an average looking wife.

wow what a slayer

 

[Vitruvian]

what a retarted post find a bridge and jump

 

[beyourself]

5'4'' is just too short IMO. The guy won the genetic lottery coz he must have titanic mindset​

 

[Ritalincel]

wow what a slayer
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[Deleted member 2756]

this is my excuse

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Deleted member 2756]

I so wish I was that body of water being sucked up by his asshole

 

[Ritalincel]

I so wish I was that body of water being sucked up by his asshole

> /s

 

[Germania]

what a retarted post find a bridge and jump

Irony - Wikipedia

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[Butthurt Dweller]

being married isnt the same thing as getting laid LOL LOL LOL

he will play video games in his cuck-shed, she will fuck BBC on tinder

 

[NiBBaCel]

being married isnt the same thing as getting laid LOL LOL LOL

he will play video games in his cuck-shed, she will fuck BBC on tinder

lmao true tbh

just look at all them wifes at www.blacktowhite.net

 

[FatJattMofo]

I am ugly

is your profiel pic that dimorphism slider dude? if so it basically proves chin height and squareness + holo cheeks = hard to not be a slayer

 

[Pendejo]

is your profiel pic that dimorphism slider dude? if so it basically proves chin height and squareness + holo cheeks = hard to not be a slayer

No, its just a face i made with Facegen 3D

 

[Ritalincel]

www.blacktowhite.net