Being a bartender as a neurotypical person seems like the funnest job ever

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In a bar like this one
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People come & sit down, call you by your first name, tip you, get custom drinks

You just mix shit and laugh with them, maybe even do some tricks but even then you don't HAVE to

Such an insanely chill experience

can anybody who worked as a bartender confirm or deny my fantasies?
 
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In a bar like this one
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People come & sit down, call you by your first name, tip you, get custom drinks

You just mix shit and laugh with them, maybe even do some tricks but even then you don't HAVE to

Such an insanely chill experience

can anybody who worked as a bartender confirm or deny my fantasies?

If ur tall also free foids approaching you
 
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It's very very chill I bet it is
Unless you're an autist
 
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In a bar like this one
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People come & sit down, call you by your first name, tip you, get custom drinks

You just mix shit and laugh with them, maybe even do some tricks but even then you don't HAVE to

Such an insanely chill experience

can anybody who worked as a bartender confirm or deny my fantasies?

Worked as one, it is fun.
 
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In a bar like this one
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People come & sit down, call you by your first name, tip you, get custom drinks

You just mix shit and laugh with them, maybe even do some tricks but even then you don't HAVE to

Such an insanely chill experience

can anybody who worked as a bartender confirm or deny my fantasies?

Can confirm
 
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i asked this a PT before, she said its all fun and shit until some really disgusting/brain damaged weirdos are on the line and youre stuck with then for 20 mins

same applies to bartenders.

also after a while these topics will bore the shit out of you, always same shit topics like sports and politics. you wont be able to hear that shit anymore
 
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i asked this a PT before, she said its all fun and shit until some really disgusting/brain damaged weirdos are on the line and youre stuck with then for 20 mins

same applies to bartenders.

also after a while these topics will bore the shit out of you, always same shit topics like sports and politics. you wont be able to hear that shit anymore
makes sense

but i guess in a classy bar you wouldn't have deranged people, just odd ones

and the way the last year has gone i'm sure there's a lot of new news to talk about lol
 
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I'd assume it depends
If you like it then no
I get exhausted if I socialize too much even if its with a group of people I like though, social battery

maybe that's just an autist trait
 
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I get exhausted if I socialize too much even if its with a group of people I like though, social battery

maybe that's just an autist trait
It's normal
If you like a person enough then no battery will stand a barrier
But you may get exhausted
 
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Don't you have to stand for many hours?
I assume it would get tiring

Not my cup of tea but I'd give it a B+ for NT normies
 
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Don't you have to stand for many hours?
I assume it would get tiring

Not my cup of tea but I'd give it a B+ for NT normies
I mean I'd assume there's shifts and lunch breaks to make the standing and walking less unbearable
 
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In a bar like this one
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People come & sit down, call you by your first name, tip you, get custom drinks

You just mix shit and laugh with them, maybe even do some tricks but even then you don't HAVE to

Such an insanely chill experience

can anybody who worked as a bartender confirm or deny my fantasies?

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makes sense

but i guess in a classy bar you wouldn't have deranged people, just odd ones

and the way the last year has gone i'm sure there's a lot of new news to talk about lol
yea true but lets say you work for 8 hours, on average it takes you 20 mins to cut hair, clean up etc. so if the business is going good you have 20-30 customers a day

so 20-30 guys who talk about how bad trump is for taking maduro hostage etc.

csn imagine how this would already bore me after a week but i guess everyones different
 
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As a non-drinker, I've had very few interactions with bartenders, but I assume there are some super chill things about it. Imagine everyone that comes in gets what they want and they're happy once you give it to them. They'd just associate you with something they enjoy. Talking to a lot of people you can also probably get to learn tons of things. That also means people tell you about their life and stuff, but I can also see that being annoying at times, listening to some bullshit.
 
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how was the pay relative to other jobs in the area?

is it exhausting to socialize all the time?
Pay is decent for just standing around and handing out drinks. You hardly have conversation, most people want is a drink thats it.
 

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