Being a bbclet + having a pussy house negro pheno is absolutely brutal

[Gengar]

Whats a melvin

Normie word for Urkcel.

 

[Deleted member 55314]

Normie word for Urkcel.

I assure you i am not chubby

 

[Gengar]

I assure you i am not chubby

In that case, your fat pad is not as much so you are likely 7.5” BP max. Perhaps lower. Either way, you got a long dick at least. If you have at least 4.5+” girth, you got a genuinely big dick. You should measure the girth and let me know (I’m a cockologist).

 

[Deleted member 55314]

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[Deleted member 55314]

In that case, your fat pad is not as much so you are likely 7.5” BP max. Perhaps lower. Either way, you got a long dick at least. If you have at least 4.5+” girth, you got a genuinely big dick. You should measure the girth and let me know (I’m a cockologist).

I have 5.3 inch girth

 

[Gengar]

I have 5.3 inch girth

7” NBP x 5.3” is 100% a big dick, some might even call it huge.

Congratulations, at least you’re packing. I assume you measured your thickest part, by the way, and not just any random part?

 

[Deleted member 55314]

7” NBP x 5.3” is 100% a big dick, some might even call it huge.

Congratulations, at least you’re packing. I assume you measured your thickest part, by the way, and not just any random part?

Dont know if it was the thickest but just chose a random spot

 

[Gengar]

Dont know if it was the thickest but just chose a random spot

You have to measure the thickest part, bhai. Not any random spot.

 

[Deleted member 44380]

Like this?
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Why does this grown ass nigga got a temporary tattoo on

 

[Gengar]

Why does this grown ass nigga got a temporary tattoo on

He is East African so probably a muzzie. Muzzies can’t have actual tattoos.

 

[kanderior]

Why does this grown ass nigga got a temporary tattoo on

He's thugmaxxing

 

[Deleted member 44380]

He's thugmaxxing

i wouldnt mess with him

 

[Deleted member 55314]

He is East African so probably a muzzie. Muzzies can’t have actual tattoos.

Oops wrong quote

 

[Deleted member 55314]

You have to measure the thickest part, bhai. Not any random spot.

5.7

 

[Gengar]

5.7

7” NBP x 5.7”? Certified big dick mogger.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Whats a melvin

Lame ahh nigga.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

You can transition like Aloha. She went from nightmare difficulty to tutorial mode

women don't have infinite smv

 

[The Grinch]

So sad

 

[Deleted member 55314]

So sad

Ill manage

 

[vogue]

5.7

Not you having the same measurements as me

 

[vogue]

That's more stereotypical Abdi

Smash bros nigga is more dis

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I have a pic of myself from middle school that looks exactly like the right lmao

 

[Deleted member 55314]

Not you having the same measurements as me

Dick bros

 

[vogue]

Dick bros

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

New urkcel dropped

Idk what that means tbh can you explain

 

[Deleted member 55314]

Idk what that means tbh can you explain

Basically a black nigga whos a nerd and doesnt have the west african dna high t low inhib pheno

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Basically a black nigga whos a nerd and doesnt have the west african dna high t low inhib pheno

Ic

 

[RealLifeJoker]

@datboijj
@Aloha
@Pikabro
@RealLifeJoker

why am I tagged on this?

 

[Fynasids dk]

I want a list of .org urkcels

What's a urkcel?