Being a incel/volcel with a huge dick is torture

[TrueNateJacobs]

I have somewhere around an 8.5x6.5
Yet nobody knows that, so it doesn’t even affect my smv

I’m sure if that were like, a KNOWN thing around my school or something, it would boost my SMV, but unlike with girls, where being well endowed with tits or ass can boost their smv since they’re easily visible,
Unless you’re fucking a chick, shes never gonna see your dick.

Honestly I’m a volcel, but maybe I should just fuck a random mtb in my school so that the word gets around that I have a big dick.
Maybe then it will raise my smv enough to actually get a htb or something.

But yeah.
It feels like being able to wield excalibur, but having no enemies to defeat.

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

Bump

 

[BigBallsLarry]

trust me girls couldn't care less about a random guy from school having a big dick

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

Bump

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

trust me girls couldn't care less about a random guy from school having a big dick

Dick is way more important than you think lol.
8.5 is very rare maybe 1/10
Girls are used to like 5.5

Having a big dick is akin to have big tits or a fat ass.
Even a mid girl with a fat ass can attract chad.

Girls LOVE huge dicks, this is information I’ve learned from male friends with girlfriends, and female friends.

 

[flatcheck213]

Girls LOVE huge dicks, this is information I’ve learned from male friends

your friends want bbc

 

[wewuzaryans134]

get someone to pants you in front of a lot of foids

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Dick is way more important than you think lol.
8.5 is very rare maybe 1/10
Girls are used to like 5.5

Having a big dick is akin to have big tits or a fat ass.
Even a mid girl with a fat ass can attract chad.

Girls LOVE huge dicks, this is information I’ve learned from male friends with girlfriends, and female friends.

I'm not claiming that this isn't true, of course it's great to have a big dick and it leads to way more lust in the bed

however a rumor that "this guy has a big dick" is simply pathetic and if you think it has any impact on your smv then you watched too many movies.

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

trust me girls couldn't care less about a random guy from school having a big dick

And I tend to view myself as pieces of a puzzle/videogame character

Ok so I’m gymmaxxed, boom +1 smv
I’m softmaxxed +1 smv
I’m 6’1 +1 smv
I’m funny +1 smv
I have a big dick + () smv because its unknown

If it were known, that would be a huge boost.
Like having a normal dick vs big dick obviously boosts your smv quite a bit

 

[Ghoulish]

I have somewhere around an 8.5x6.5

No you don’t blud, nigga thinks he’s got top 0.1% pornstar dick.

 

[turkcelfatcel]

I have somewhere around an 8.5x6.5
Yet nobody knows that, so it doesn’t even affect my smv

I’m sure if that were like, a KNOWN thing around my school or something, it would boost my SMV, but unlike with girls, where being well endowed with tits or ass can boost their smv since they’re easily visible,
Unless you’re fucking a chick, shes never gonna see your dick.

Honestly I’m a volcel, but maybe I should just fuck a random mtb in my school so that the word gets around that I have a big dick.
Maybe then it will raise my smv enough to actually get a htb or something.

But yeah.
It feels like being able to wield excalibur, but having no enemies to defeat.

brah realest post ever

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

get someone to pants you in front of a lot of foids

Yeah but you know how dicks work bro…..
Like sometimes I’m 4 inches soft when its warm and im comfortable, which is big for being soft,

But then sometimes im literally 1/3 inch when its cold, or if theres no blood in my dick.

Like, I’m 8.5 hard as a rock but around 3 soft

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

No you don’t blud, nigga thinks he’s got top 0.1% pornstar dick.

I have literally measured lol.
If you wanna call me a straight liar larper, sure,
But don’t call me delusional.

I have measured it and I’m just below 22cm when I’m fully hard.
Circumference I haven’t actually measured, but like, ive passed the toilet paper roll test, and my dick is pretty girthy so 6.5 seems about right.

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

brah realest post ever

How much do you think mamdani is packing?
Sure he’s brown but pakis dont have the bbc inbred slave genes.

Most of my indian friends have 4-5 inches.
They are asian afterall .

 

[MongolTurk]

Ye bro I'm sure you'd be 100% happier with a smaller dick. Must be complete torture to have an 8.5, really feel for you bro

 

[turkcelfatcel]

How much do you think mamdani is packing?
Sure he’s brown but pakis dont have the bbc inbred slave genes.

Most of my indian friends have 4-5 inches.
They are asian afterall .

he deff has 6 inches

 

[Ghoulish]

I have literally measured lol.
If you wanna call me a straight liar larper, sure,
But don’t call me delusional.

I have measured it and I’m just below 22cm when I’m fully hard.
Circumference I haven’t actually measured, but like, ive passed the toilet paper roll test, and my dick is pretty girthy so 6.5 seems about right.

Biggest dick in porn was 9x6

Girthmaster is 7x7

Nigga thinks he got dredd length with girthmasterr girth ur tripping bro, top 0.1% pornstar build and top 0.000001% dick size. Literally one in 40 million.

 

[Torycel]

I have somewhere around an 8.5x6.5
Yet nobody knows that, so it doesn’t even affect my smv

I’m sure if that were like, a KNOWN thing around my school or something, it would boost my SMV, but unlike with girls, where being well endowed with tits or ass can boost their smv since they’re easily visible,
Unless you’re fucking a chick, shes never gonna see your dick.

Honestly I’m a volcel, but maybe I should just fuck a random mtb in my school so that the word gets around that I have a big dick.
Maybe then it will raise my smv enough to actually get a htb or something.

But yeah.
It feels like being able to wield excalibur, but having no enemies to defeat.

Being an incel is torture no matter what

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Biggest dick in porn was 9x6

Girthmaster is 7x7

Nigga thinks he got dredd length with girthmasterr girth ur tripping bro, top 0.1% pornstar build and top 0.000001% dick size. Literally one in 40 million.

nigga knows the scales

 

[htbslayeer]

Tales, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a proper 8.5 even in a porn

 

[Ghoulish]

nigga knows the scales

I know them to compare them with myself for an ego boost cuz I got a massive cock

I can assure you this random jit on .org is not world famous pornstar tier.

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

Biggest dick in porn was 9x6

Girthmaster is 7x7

Nigga thinks he got dredd length with girthmasterr girth ur tripping bro, top 0.1% pornstar build and top 0.000001% dick size. Literally one in 40 million.

NIGGER.

I HAVE MEASURED MY COCK YOU FUCKING NIGGER LIKE..

NO BULLSHITTING I LITERALLY PUT IT TO MY PELVIS, AND MEASURED IT TO THE TIP.

I AM 22 CM IN LENGTH

WHAT IS SO HARD TO BELIEVE NIGGERS LIKE YOU PISS ME OFF YOU THINK YOU’RE SO SMART.
NIGGER WHAT DO I GAIN LYING ABOUT MY DICK SIZE ON HERE

 

[VohnnyBoy]

And I tend to view myself as pieces of a puzzle/videogame character

Ok so I’m gymmaxxed, boom +1 smv
I’m softmaxxed +1 smv
I’m 6’1 +1 smv
I’m funny +1 smv
I have a big dick + () smv because its unknown

If it were known, that would be a huge boost.
Like having a normal dick vs big dick obviously boosts your smv quite a bit

By these stats you are top 1% males on Earth, how you ended up here in the first place?

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

I know them to compare them with myself for an ego boost cuz I got a massive cock

I can assure you this random jit on .org is not world famous pornstar tier.

And BTW GIRTHMASTERS COCK IS SMALL.

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT

sorry caps

I saw it in a video and I was like
“Bro wtf they call this dude girthmaster? Mine is literally bigger”

Then i measured it and I’m 22cm

 

[Banana.]

I have somewhere around an 8.5x6.5
Yet nobody knows that, so it doesn’t even affect my smv

I’m sure if that were like, a KNOWN thing around my school or something, it would boost my SMV, but unlike with girls, where being well endowed with tits or ass can boost their smv since they’re easily visible,
Unless you’re fucking a chick, shes never gonna see your dick.

Honestly I’m a volcel, but maybe I should just fuck a random mtb in my school so that the word gets around that I have a big dick.
Maybe then it will raise my smv enough to actually get a htb or something.

But yeah.
It feels like being able to wield excalibur, but having no enemies to defeat.

Send nudes to girls and then they will leak it ehh

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

By these stats you are top 1% males on Earth, how you ended up here in the first place?

Probably cause I have two CL model brothers who outshine me in every aspect of my life and called me ugly every day i was growing up.

Im just like ltn-mtn.
I have a lot of slays at parties tho (not sex)

 

[andoslayer]

I have somewhere around an 8.5x6.5
Yet nobody knows that, so it doesn’t even affect my smv

I’m sure if that were like, a KNOWN thing around my school or something, it would boost my SMV, but unlike with girls, where being well endowed with tits or ass can boost their smv since they’re easily visible,
Unless you’re fucking a chick, shes never gonna see your dick.

Honestly I’m a volcel, but maybe I should just fuck a random mtb in my school so that the word gets around that I have a big dick.
Maybe then it will raise my smv enough to actually get a htb or something.

But yeah.
It feels like being able to wield excalibur, but having no enemies to defeat.

proof

 

[asdvek]

have somewhere around an 8.5x6.5

LMFAOOOO

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

Bump

 

[Ghoulish]

NIGGER.

I HAVE MEASURED MY COCK YOU FUCKING NIGGER LIKE..

NO BULLSHITTING I LITERALLY PUT IT TO MY PELVIS, AND MEASURED IT TO THE TIP.

I AM 22 CM IN LENGTH

WHAT IS SO HARD TO BELIEVE NIGGERS LIKE YOU PISS ME OFF YOU THINK YOU’RE SO SMART.
NIGGER WHAT DO I GAIN LYING ABOUT MY DICK SIZE ON HERE

“Im 8”3 btw and I bench 500 kg i would kill you if I ever met you”

This is similar to what you sound like, larping about retarded things that clearly aren’t true.

 

[thenewhebbe]

You are lying tjats size you it would be visible if it isn't just wear diffrent pants you would have gotten laid thay size

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

trust me girls couldn't care less about a random guy from school having a big dick

b-b-but what about the bbc halo? don't all girls like big dicks and ignore my looks

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

I have somewhere around an 8.5x6.5
Yet nobody knows that, so it doesn’t even affect my smv

I’m sure if that were like, a KNOWN thing around my school or something, it would boost my SMV, but unlike with girls, where being well endowed with tits or ass can boost their smv since they’re easily visible,
Unless you’re fucking a chick, shes never gonna see your dick.

Honestly I’m a volcel, but maybe I should just fuck a random mtb in my school so that the word gets around that I have a big dick.
Maybe then it will raise my smv enough to actually get a htb or something.

But yeah.
It feels like being able to wield excalibur, but having no enemies to defeat.

Just purposely get leaked bro

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

“Im 8”3 btw and I bench 500 kg i would kill you if I ever met you”

This is similar to what you sound like, larping about retarded things that clearly aren’t true.

Ok fag.
Nigger is just jealous lmao

 

[outforbloood]

y'all acting like 8.5x6.5 is impossible, as a man with 8x6 its not that wild..

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

y'all acting like 8.5x6.5 is impossible, as a man with 8x6 its not that wild..

Fr bro.
Like to myself, i feel like my dick isn’t that big, but then i actually measure it and im shocked

 

[Tealovingfool]

Fr bro.
Like to myself, i feel like my dick isn’t that big, but then i actually measure it and im shocked

That shit is huge nigga