Being a lawyer might be the BEST job oat GTFIH

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I can understand why people do certain crimes and their motives behind them even if it’s some small petty crime alot of people still end up going to court and facing charges

Also imagine being rira’s lawyer during tns case :feelsohh: :feelsohh:, here are some pics of him with the lawyers he had during that time
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Imagine getting a call and hearing your going to be the night stalkers lawyer? Also seeing this next to u in court, holy primal dark triad vampire archetype real life brian moser :feelsohh:

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Slip his mestizo, no sabo, doesn’t shower, black tar teeth, candy diet cock into your mouth already
 
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Slip his mestizo, no sabo, doesn’t shower, black tar teeth, candy diet cock into your mouth already
Doesn’t fucking matter he’s obviously not gonna have a some morning and night self care routine if he kills ppl :unsure:
 
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Pilot mogs
 
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Unfortunately high chances of unemployment
 
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Depends on what area you work in
Does your country have alot of crime?
That doesn't matter nigga. Law firms don't do mass hiring of lawyers like they do for software or engineering. Most lawyers don't make shit but the ones at the top rake in millions
 
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That doesn't matter nigga. Law firms don't do mass hiring of lawyers like they do for software or engineering. Most lawyers don't make shit but the ones at the top rake in millions
Haha why are u acting like law firms are the only option Corporate law, government, in-house counsel, compliance? lawyers eat everywhere, Median lawyer salary is 6 figures, that’s not just the “top” that’s average JFL
 
Haha why are u acting like law firms are the only option Corporate law, government, in-house counsel, compliance? lawyers eat everywhere, Median lawyer salary is 6 figures, that’s not just the “top” that’s average JFL
You're acting like corporate law, government, in-house, and compliance gigs are just falling from the sky for every JD. I'm not saying lawyers get low pay nobody says that. They just don't get enough work.
 
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Also imagine being rira’s lawyer during tns case :feelsohh: :feelsohh:, here are some pics of him with the lawyers he had during that time
this sounds hella gay
 
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Slip his mestizo, no sabo, doesn’t shower, black tar teeth, candy diet cock into your mouth already
he told me to tell u to pull paul walkers dick out of your ass as well
 
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What is a sabo?
No sabo = don’t speak

It means someone who doesn’t speak Spanish despite being of Hispanic descent
 

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