Being a Mexican Cartel member-worst ROI OAT?

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1. Members get tortured by the rival cartel and cut into peaces
2. U listen to salsa all fucking day 🫩
3. Ur best friend gets killed by the rival cartel
4. Police is searching u
5. You are a gore fanatic and seeing ppl get tortured is the highlight of your day
6. You join the cartel cuz u know that u are an ugly subhuman piece of shit and will have less chances pulling than Hamudi himself
7. You hope that being a cartel member raises ur smv
8. You keep coping with the fact that u are a child of God even though u slaughter ppl
9. Sometimes the tacos taste shit
10. You get ragebaited easily when ppl say “I don’t speak taco/salsa”

Honorable mention: You burn in hell if you don’t repent

Is being a cartel member the worst Roi OAT? Id rather be a black handicapped retard in a wheelchair than someone that could get tortured by his rivals

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Id be a pussy if i was in the cartel

Not going on no hits
 
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and then you end up in one of those gore videos :eek:
 
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Mexican cartel members after they see a video of them torturing a rival Cartel member on watchpeopledie without a mask on

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and then you end up in one of those gore videos :eek:
Real
First they say which cartel they are
Then you say which rival cartel you are
And then they slaughter u yelling that you can’t fuck with em 💔💔

Imagine being a newbie and getting tortured on ur second day as a member 😹
 
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Mexican cartel members after they see a video of them torturing a rival Cartel member on watchpeopledie without a mask on

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What’s so crazy to me is that these fucking bastards laugh to that shit . They get fucking entertained by torturing. I bet they get more dopamine hit from torturing than from gambling :forcedsmile:
 
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You realize 99% of Mexico is run by the cartel, meaning they are literally the police and the army, right?
Yeah but still sometimes they get fucked by the police
 
1. Members get tortured by the rival cartel and cut into peaces
2. U listen to salsa all fucking day 🫩
3. Ur best friend gets killed by the rival cartel
4. Police is searching u
5. You are a gore fanatic and seeing ppl get tortured is the highlight of your day
6. You join the cartel cuz u know that u are an ugly subhuman piece of shit and will have less chances pulling than Hamudi himself
7. You hope that being a cartel member raises ur smv
8. You keep coping with the fact that u are a child of God even though u slaughter ppl
9. Sometimes the tacos taste shit
10. You get ragebaited easily when ppl say “I don’t speak taco/salsa”

Honorable mention: You burn in hell if you don’t repent

Is being a cartel member the worst Roi OAT? Id rather be a black handicapped retard in a wheelchair than someone that could get tortured by his rivals

Share ur thoughts
yeah but there are positives

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see you in the next gore vid buddy
 
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As in me getting slaughtered or me being part of the slaughterers?
“This is Le Mexico subhumans ,and who are you “
“Jesus-ist-Koenig”(sound muffled by blindfold in mouth)
“Ey essay you rate me low tier taco,dis what you get “
Accckkk
 
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“This is Le Mexico subhumans ,and who are you “
“Jesus-ist-Koenig”(sound muffled by blindfold in mouth)
“Ey essay you rate me low tier taco,dis what you get “
Accckkk
Dang...
If I will ever get captured by them Im begging for a fucking bullet. I dont want them to touch me with a knife they know how to a non sharp knife in a painful way 😢
 

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