Being a therapist is an easy job

[Vermilioncore]

Anyone can be one. Just sit down in an office have some hoe or simp sit there crying their eyes out venting to you. You don’t even gotta listen to them, just have a notebook up and play angry birds or some shit on your phone that’s hidden behind the notebook.

Then after they’re done venting say “listen, you need to find peace. Here is my tip; go home, unwind, and do some deep meditation and come see me next session”