Being an actor is a mogger career path

[ManletBlackcel]

- Be in sex scenes with model tier women
- Access to hot women
- All expenses paid travel packages to exotic places all over the world
- Infinite status boost for every film you appear in
- Can be a background character and still make bank
- Bonus points if you’re the main character. If you’re the main character in a film

YOU ARE

Only downside is that you have to sell your soul once you hit A list status and give up your ass to wrinkly old white dudes.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

99% of actors end up becoming the bush in alice in wonderland or the tree in forest gump. For every brad pitt there are 20 who lost their analysis virginity to Jewish producer.