Being christian will cuck you hard

9Romance

9Romance

why kill yourself? you never had life JFL 😂
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- Waste 10% of your income to give to ur pastor just for him to go on a vacation to dubai with it. Jfl at u cucks
(btw if u dont tithe your "stealing gods money" in ur theology)

- Have to be kind to your enemies
(most christians dont do this anyways)

-Cant curse
(most christians dont do this)

- waste every sunday/saturday at church
(huge timeminn, could be looksmaxxing. Also boring af)

- Cant lie under no circumstances.
(There are times where lying is actually necessary or helpful af)

- A bunch of other dumb laws you have to follow. Although to be fair christians dont even read the bible nor even follow it so this is all gigacope anyways
 
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I’m christian and don’t do any of these things
 
Imagine devoting your life to worshipping and obeying the purported commandments of some peasant jew from the iron age
 
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Christian niggas are delusional
 
Islam is worse but I get u

A good summary is:

When the pastor wants money he tells you to donate, when you need want money the pastor tells you to pray to God

Jfl
 

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