Being completely serious, what would be the most specific superpower you would have?

[hitmancrewzz]

Title + My superpower would be that my touch is as soft as air.

 

[Stalker]

stop time and no retracable dna

 

[7zyzz7]

nukes

 

[jgrey080]

Mind control is the only thing I'd like, I think it would be useful in most scenarios

 

[hotlesbianfoidsex]

Shapeshifting other things

 

[relicc]

Title + My superpower would be that my touch is as soft as air.

My superpower would be that make me invisible, but i still would have the power to touch someone

 

[relicc]

Shapeshifting other things

Thinking about this too

 

[Big Boss]

Ive never actually thought about it, because thinking about what i cant have pisses me off.

But probably teleportation, for many reasons. Whatever superpower can give me the most money and foids

 

[relicc]

Title + My superpower would be that my touch is as soft as air.

Or it would be to change my facial bone structure anytime I want.

 

[Sub->CL]

My superpower would be that my touch is as soft as air.

Gayest shit I've ever read.

 

[hitmancrewzz]

Gayest shit I've ever read.

You're not thinking about it. Think harder.

 

[Sub->CL]

You're not thinking about it. Think harder.

Oh what, so you could jack yourself off with soft hands?

 

[hitmancrewzz]

Oh what, so you could jack yourself off with soft hands?

Grope. Grope asses in public and getting away with it, even tits.

 

[Sub->CL]

Grope. Grope asses in public and getting away with it, even tits.

If soft hand means you can get away with groping, I want a soft dick

 

[hitmancrewzz]

If soft hand means you can get away with groping, I want a soft dick

Your penis would have to be very small to penetrate a vagina that isn't dilated...or an anus.

 

[Sub->CL]

Your penis would have to be very small to penetrate a vagina that isn't dilated...or an anus.

You're also forgetting about clothes.
Don't worry about the feasibility, how about my superpower is rape master.

 

[minili]

remote possesion bruce almighty style to troll on tv

 

[john2]

get whatever food i want, whenever and wherever i want it tbh

 

[Outlander]

Mind control is the only thing I'd like, I think it would be useful in most scenarios

That would be one of the most useful superpowers ever. Just imagine being able to get any woman to want to fuck you and do anything you wanted. Not to mention the ways to exploit this beyond just sexual things since money would never be a worry again. Would get you out of any predicament you were in that involved other people