Being constipated at school is so fucking annoying bro

[Growth Plate]

I'd be stuck on the toilet for like 30 minutes and come back to class and my retarded teacher thinks I was just skipping class instead of suffering on the toilet going super saiyan mode trying to pass a whole ass newborn through my tiny ass crack

@Bewusst relatable?

 

[Growth Plate]

Do I just tell the teacher I have constipation issues? No. They wouldn't believe me obviously ffs

I literally drank almost 70 floz of water today, ate 2000kcal, did 30 pushups in the morning and ate 2 bananas yet I'm suffering on the toilet rn