spermium
Sperming out
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Went out clubbing after rotting my whole life and a drunk bitch made out with me.How did you get a kiss
I felt a bit relieved to not be a kissless virgin anymore at least but it was shit tbh I had no idea wtf I was doing didn't even close my eyes felt uncomfortable, totally not how imagined it, in addition to that I was thinking about nothing but how much of a miserable loser I was having my first kiss 10 years late, felt like I was completing an annoying task that was long overdue, no magic whatsoever.
Everyone will remember their first kiss as one of the most special moments in their lives, while I got this garbage jfl