Being upset/depressed over not being able to grow a beard is like being upset over not getting a bronze medal

[apocalypse]

beardfrauding your shitty jaw = bronze medal
good jaw that you don't need to beardfraud = gold medal
If you're going to cry about something at least cry about not getting the gold medal

 

[Deleted member 6305]

What's the silver medal?

 

[apocalypse]

What's the silver medal?

Don't worry about it

 

[Deleted member 9670]

beards aren't just for jawcels

if you have a recessed jaw then chances are the rest of your face looks shit too

 

[Deleted member 17174]

what a shitty analogy